Sophomore Year
Do You Remember...
The drunken sing-a-longs on Dante's Birthday?
Struggling to fit the pool table on the elevator?
Driving to the Wake Forest game?
When Matt said "Oh the humanity" when he stubbed his toe?
The water bottle wars that gave Rick anxiety attacks?
When he history notes blew all over Dante's car and Matt said that he "saved Martin Luther"?
Jim being scared of the bug that didn't exist?
When Pete broke the chandelier while playing Plastic Cup Football?
After Rick made those noises, when Matt asked, "Is somebody killing a buffalo?"
Rick turning off the lightswitch and TV when Dante was beating the Titans in Madden?
Pete eating the long-past-stale Rold Gold Party Mix?
The pipe under the sink that leads to nowhere?
Evacuation number one, following Caroline burning the popcorn in the microwave.
How everything cooked in the microwave smelled like burnt popcorn from then on?
The NIVEA.Com clicking contest and that bitch Megan who won?
Sitting on the floor at Chi-Chi's watching Saint Joe's beat Texas Tech?
The Eagles-Buccaneers Monday Night Football Party where the water bottle wars began?
The Dante's Infernos (0-6): only intramural softball team to miss the playoffs?
When Matt yelled at Rick for clogging the toilet and Jim could hear it on the elevator?
When Pete's waffles ran away?
Pete's stomachache when he drank Southern Comfort to fix it and then threw up, even though he says he didn't.
When Rick showed Pete his cock and laughed.
Pete telling the nurse at Will's Eye Hospital, "That's a big fucking scratch!"
All these things that we threw out the window:
- Salisbury steak
- Cheese brick
- Lime
- Fire extinguisher (almost)
- Plate full of crap (seafood pasta stuff)
- Container of pickles
Starting off basketball season with "Livin' on a Prayer" before Midnight Madness?
Carl, the skeleton?
When Pete went to pick up the massive pool table with his Honda Accord?
The girls next door (Michelle and Courtney) thinking that we really did watch them shower?
Making "whaaaaaaaaa" noises after Rick clogged the toilet, even though he denies it?
How Dante, Jim, and Matt scare all females who ride in Dante's car by harmonizing "Cute Without The 'E'"?
Everything that happened on the night of the St. Bonaventure game (team went undefeated; Matt and Dante wore face paint, held the Jameer-O-Meter, and were filmed saying, "If it's in the game, it's in the game" for EA Sports)?
The infamous puzzle?
The two trips to Maggiano's?
Strip pool?
When Dante asked Matt to change his name to an adjective and Matt asked, "You mean like 'spicy'?"
When all these sports were played in the apartment: plastic cup football, Wiffleball, lacrosse, Hamperball, Cycling, and Volleyball?
When Matt tried to eat a whole box of Mac & Cheese?
Learning that beachballs and lamps are not complementary?
All the weeks of Pete vs. Jim in Madden?
How we had all of our loudest arguments in the kitchen, which borders the R.A.'s bedroom?
When Jim hung up on Caroline?
Jim's threats to steal Hot Shots Golf because we played it too much?
Dante's bottle of Tart N' Tiny candy and how it is the most underrated of all sweets?
How we pathetically tried to get three girls in the apartment at one time?
The trip to the Strip Club for Pete's birthday that Pete never got to go to?
Stealing the big rug (they never caught us for the little ones)?
Stealing the cart and keeping it all year until the last day when we actually needed it but didn't have it because Joe lost it?
How we all hated Joe?
When Pete asked, "Are you cleaning the walls with beans?"
When Pete found Roller Coaster Tycoon for $1.99 and told the clerk, "You could sell me shit in a bucket for two dollars and I'd still buy it."?
Going floor to floor stealing the caution tape from the elevators?
How Matt consistently drank all of Caroline's root beer that she left in the apartment?
Vegetable baseball with the big knife in Rick's room?
The pumpkin that we found on the elevator with the haystack and kept for months until Pete smashed it with a hammer and we made him throw it out the window?
The "Beercano" at the Phillies game?
The broken down SEPTA bus and all the stupid people in cars?
The Pete video?
When everyone in the apartment got deathly ill during finals except Matt?
Filling the elevator several layers high with trash?
"I-P-T-T"?
When we flipped over all the furniture and convinced Rick that Dante did it because he was really mad?
The ungodly amounts of paint that came off the walls?
Billy Packer, the elevator man?
How everyone hated Joe... a lot?
When Dante, Jamie, Caitlin, and Matt stayed up until 5:00 AM on the last night talking about nothing?
Pete failing to keep his laptop wires in the box?
Constant trips to Chili's?
Learning that mom was right: playing ball in the house can put your eye out?
Rosenbaum slept on the couch with the blanket from the elevator and Casey's shoes and she had to go home barefoot?
Chicken fajitas?
How Rick kept stealing Pete's porn and hiding it in his desk.
Dante bitching about Pete's friend who masturbated in our living room.