SERENITY
Serenity was  alot like the seriese was slow paced.  I know its gotten good reviews, but to me the movie sucked.  I think I would have had a better time getting a five finger prostate exam.

They try to get trendy by mixing a wild west atmosphere with a sci-fi space genre.  Iv seen this done before in animes like cowboy bebop were they mixed space, and jazz and it comes out really good.  The problem here was that who ever wrote the score music of the film, did a good job of making it boring. Plus the whole Wild West genre was lacking.  All they really did was have the silly country twang when they spoke, and the main character has a revolver.  There is none of the classic cowboy spaghetti shootouts, or draws, or anything else that makes western movies good.    The special effects are tantamount to a B movie, and the one spaceship fight seen was about 3 minuets long.  

Another thing, the main character seems to get his ass kicked through the whole movie.  Iv heard people say that he is compression to Han Solo.  Not even close at least Solo had dumb luck on his side to back him up.  In this flick we see every one getting the better part of the captain of this shit ship.  Oh and the big shocker for the movie is the pilot dies (watch out for spoiler)

The only real thing this movie has going for it is some pretty good-looking girls in the movie.  I can, honestly say that I would stick my cock in every one of them, and let them give me head.  This is the only reason im giving the shit movie any points at all.

I give this movie a 2 our of 5

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