Since the dawn of mankind, man has hunted animal for the source of survival, The Indians hunted the buffalo for food, clothing, and even home. Fish have been a source of food for generation to generation. But this little rant goes out to our modern day hunters.
Before I start let me say that im am in no way an animal activist, I don�t give a fuck if people wear fur, want ivory book ends, or like eating elephant penis in the hopes of stopping impotence, really I don�t give a fuck.
My gripe goes out to the fat, ass mainly Americans ( tons in the Valley) Hunters who go as far as to call hunting a sport. Hunting is a sport? That�s like saying playing video games is a sport though I think gamming actually takes more skill. When you define a sport it takes two parties to be playing a game, in hunting your opponent doesn�t know he/ she is playing. This in itself totally rules hunting out as a sport. Then you have hunters that say �Oh no, hunting takes a great deal of skill.� No assholes, being able to throw a ball through a small hoop from 30 feet away takes skill. Lets get real you ass hats, you have a big fucking gun, with a big fucking scope that you zoom in on the animal, and then you pull the trigger. Sorry, but I cant see the skill in doing that. Hunters for the most part are pretty fucking dumb, these guys wake up at the butt crack of dawn when its cold enough to give the tip of your dick frost bite if you don�t shake well enough, and go wait up in a blind for the unsuspecting animal for hours. When its all said and done a hunter will shit on his whole argument that hunting is a sport and say well I did it for the meat, for survival. Oh I see your local supermarket was out of cow?
Maybe if you guys were hunting a dear with nothing more then a knife and a bow and arrow it would be a skill, but hunters have grown to fat and slow to be able to do that any more.
Anyway, the other day I heard a story about a guy who went hunting for moose some were up north, He shot the moose and when he was walking over towards it to claim his kill he found out the moose wasn�t quit dead, and actually got up and slammed his spine into a tree, then proceeded to stomp on his throat and stomach. This of course killed the hunter. The local media went on to call the hunters death tragic. Tragic! It seemed funny to me or at least ironic.
Another group of yahoos that I just need to make fun of are bullfighters or matadors. I don�t see why these guys get so much hype. I was taken to a bull fight once and they were talking about how good this bull fighter was and at first I though. �Holy shit these guys are tough standing in front of a mad bull with a read cloth, with a little toothpick of a sword as their only defense.� Well I found later that I was mislead. The matador only goes out and faces the bull once the bull has been stabbed poked and slowed down. Then some asshole wearing pink tights comes out to kill the already injured bull. Not all the Latin machismo in the world can save these fruit loops, silly faggouts pink tights are for chicks!
Before you, tough hunters start to send me your hate mail, just remember that im only making fun of the fact that you think your hobby is a sport when its nothing more then just that a hobby, a pastime maybe. Though the advance in technology the skill actually involved has been taken out of hunting, the only thing left really is if you can keep your hand steady enough from all the drinking you did the night before