I enjoy going to a steakhouse and eating a good dinner as much as the next guy. What I don't enjoy is talking about steakhouses. While, the reason behind it may not be a good one, I'll try to explain it anyway. Whenever I say something like "Texas Roadhouse is good" I get the most irritating response I can imagine. It usually ends up something like this, "I love Texas Roadhouse, they have the BEST rolls!" Honestly, fucking rolls? It's fucking bread and butter, with a dash of cinnamon, you can make the shit at home. The thing that irritates me the most is that places always bring you this bread before your meal, and dumbfucks always eat the bread like it is the body of Christ or something. For one, it's bread, and bread is not that great. Two, you're paying a decent amount of money for a slab of steak or some other entree, and you're wasting your appetite while you eat bread before your meal arrives.
Now you have people eating and filling up on bread, while waiting on a $20 steak to arrive. Your steak finally arrives, and you don't finish it, because you're too full. So now you have spent $20 on a steak, and didn't eat it all because you wasted your appetite on free BREAD. It's not like they brought you free shrimp and a beer. They brought you bread, I can't say this enough, it's fucking bread. "Bandit, you can always take the rest of your steak home thogh LOL." That's fucking crazy talk, that's like you and your girlfriend taking a pill of ecstasy and talking all night. Sure you can fuck later, but wouldn't it be better while on the drug? A fucking hot steak right off the grill is ten times better then a re-heated steak, so I don't want to fucking hear it. I'm not paying $20 to eat half of a steak, and eat the other half re-heated.
(Note: I have never done ecstacy, I'm just making a point.)
They should bring the bread out after the meal. Then, and ONLY then, should you eat the bread. Then you enjoyed the meal you are paying good money for. Unfortunately, this never seems to be the case. Whenever I bring up a steakhouse, nobody every says "They have the best Ribeye." What I do hear is, "They have the best bread!" Total bullshit. If you like their bread so much, go order a Coke and enjoy the bread.