| The Lighthouse Rules of Gymnastics |
| This section is devoted to hosting the gymnasts ironic and sometimes funny views of gymnastics in general. This is in no way an accurate description of the methods of training and excercising at Lighthouse Gymnastics, and is just something funny that we, the Senior Team Members, decided to post. |
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| The list below is the top 10 Rules of Gymnastics (as determined by me and a panel of judges consisting of small woodland creatures.) If you want the full list of 50, simply click the link at the bottom of the page. |
| 1. When your mind and body compete, you lose. GN 2. When jumping on a springboard, you should never see the springs. MG 3. If you want to make a good first impression, aim for a wall. IC 4. Learn from other people�s mistakes that way you don�t have to make them yourself. MG 5. Physics will use your stupidity against you. MN 6. Top Five Reasons For Being A Gymnast: 1)You have a strong sense of adventure but are numb to pain. 2)You have no life and/or friends. 3)You want to fly, regardless of the consequences. 4)You enjoy paying to be beaten senseless and yelled at but the Tai-Bo classes were all booked up. 5)You have a death wish, but guns are too messy. 7. Any force of nature that pulls in any direction but up is evil. GN 8. Gymnastics is the only sport in which a hard head is the best safety equipment you�ll ever get. MG + GN 9. Every piece of equipment in the gym is either; a) Possessed or b)Defective GN 10. It is better to have people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. MG |
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| The individual creator of each rule has his/her initials listed at the end of each rule. A + sign indicates a combined effort. The creators are as follows: MG=Matthew Gregory GN=Gregory Nash MN=Matt Nash IC=Ian Crider SB=Sabra Bozman AB=Adam Bozman |
