NEFAERETI'S BIO
I wrote this for a very nosy somebody who thinks he's soooo smart...and since it seems we can all be reduced to #'s,really,it makes as good a bio as any,so...here it is:
Name: Jenni (thats all u know and all ye need to know ;) )
aka: nefaereti, mjr3090, [email protected], alot of other aliases,all no longer used,altho i change names as the mood strikes me
Email: [email protected] , [email protected]
Sex: female
Occupation: cartoonist/online shopkeeper, occasional eBay auctioneer/ editor/ typist / proofreader/high school and college french tutor/college term paper writer
Mailing Address: P.O. Box 669, Newtown, CT 06470
Street Address: yeah,right...dream on
Phone:so u can crank me?...nuh-uh
Date Of Birth: 9/3/(not tellin the yr,but it was sometime in the 70's..do the math if u want), Saint Joseph Hospital, Stamford, CT
Ethnicity: Italian, Pequot Indian, Norwegian, Scottish
Mother: Edna (yes, really...she preferred to be called Skip for obvious reasons) DOB:10/9/33 DOD: 09/20/02
Father: Alfred  DOB:1/16/28
Sister: Deborah DOB: 9/16/51
Brother: Robert DOB: 07/24/53
Other Siblings: 2 brothers, Ronnie and Tommy, deceased in utero
Other relatives: too many to list
Daughter: Michelle DOB: 09/30/90
Height: 5'3"
Weight: low- to mid-range normal (you are not supposed to ask that question of a woman,and as a woman I�m bound by oath not to answer) ..ok,fine..120-something
Eyes: hazel
Hair: brown
Shoe Size: 8 �
Dress Size: 7-8
Bra Size: 36C
Allergies: stinging insects, mold, gum acacia (i.e. printers ink)
Favorites:
Books,etc: Night Shift (S.King), The Complete Works Of Robert Bloch, The CompleteWorks Of Poe, any works by T. S. Eliot, either of the Brownings, Byron, Coleridge, Virginia Woolf, Helter Skelter (V.Bugliosi), any true crime, any psychology textbook
Music: depends on my mood
Places: Mont-St-Michel, France, any place in Stamford *sigh*, Greenwich Village, the abandoned Fairfield Hills State Mental Hospital in Newtown, any cemetery, my own backyard
movies: any horror movie, good or bad, The Grudge,Mommie Dearest, Asylum, House On Haunted Hill, Turn Of The Screw, Halloween, Jaws, Disturbing Behavior
tv shows: The Chappelle Show, Crank Yankers, Reno 911, American Justice, That 70's Show, Law And Order (all 3), Rurouni Kenshin, CSI (Eric Szmanda kicks ass ;)), MXC, any old 70's show (for nostalgia�s sake), music choice,
Hobbies: talking to people online to the exclusion of anything else I�m supposed to be doing, writing, reading, drawing, sex, 420, urban exploration, swimming, hiking, the occult,  getting pissed off and writing annoying things to people, getting drunk and writing annoying things to people, getting high and writing annoying things to people,writing annoying things to people
Current mood: You have to ask?
What I�m Doing Here: being a human being, or so I thought...I�m beginning to wonder myself
Peeves: Liars, People who can�t just come out and ask questions in a calm, polite manner, Dishonest people, fake people, mistrusting people, gutless people, when a reporter fucks up and says nonsense about me, my company or my family, boredom...oh, and having to clean, especially laundry
Fears: enclosed spaces, heights, stinging insects, rejection, embarrassment
Faults: occasional paranoia, OCD behaviors, easily distracted, a prominent jealous streak, flying into fits of rage with little provocation, prone to occasional panic attacks, an overactive libido, caffeine addiction, gambling addiction, addicted to nicotine patches, drinks too much, easily bruised, has stretchmarks from giving birth, dark circles under eyes from constant worry and lack of sleep, small scar on hip from swingset incident at age 6,
Previous Work History:

(Not counting various odd jobs and side jobs, and all the under the table jobs I�ve taken over the years...only jobs where W-2 tax forms were issued are listed,nor am i counting jobs from my teen yrs or my presnt self-employment)
Employer: William Harkins
Title: Freelance Typist, Proofreader and Editor
Location: Ansonia, CT
Duration: 07/1999 - 09/2001
Job Duties: Typing and proofreading 900-page non-fiction book. Edited for spelling and grammatical errors, and well as for fluidity and continuity of work. (pain in the ass job)

Employer: Fiber-Clean Carpet and Upholstery Cleaners
Title: Telemarketer
Location: Brewster, NY
Duration: 05/1994 - 08/1994
Job Duties: Cold-calling potential customers for the purpose of securing agreement to receive further information. (yeh,i was an evil telemarketer..fear me!)

Employer: Gateway Bank
Title: Teller
Location: Norwalk, CT
Duration: 05/1990 - 08/1990
Job Duties: Responsibilities included processing of withdrawals and deposits for bank customers. Use of data entry skills on bank computers. (left when i got pregnant)

Employer: Walden Software and Books
Title: CompuServe Specialist
Location: Darien, CT
Duration: 05/1989 - 04/1990
Job Duties: Receiving and filling orders from CompuServe customers via company computer. Entered credit card and other information into company computer using data entry skills. Responsibilities also included finding, packing and shipping books to customers.(best job in the world,outside of being Eric Szmanda's or  Brandon Boyd's masseuse ;) ...they shut down the Walden Software,tho :()_
Misc:
Credit Card and Bank Account Numbers: You�re kidding, right?
Financial/ Credit Status: Laughable

Graduated Westhill High School, Class of 89
Attended K.T. Murphy Elementary, 1976- 1983
St.Gabriel Middle School, 1983- 1985
Sacred Heart Academy 1985-1988
Westhill High School 1988-1989
Latin Honor Society, 1985-1988
French Honor Society, 1985-1988
National Honor Society, 1985-1988
I.Q. :134
Skipped 3 months straight senior year, resulting in subject being sent to alternative school for �bright, but underachieving students� for the last few months of senior year (2 hrs a day with the freedom to work on whatever I wanted to whenever I wanted to...the best school I�ve ever been to) 
Homeschooled her daughter for 3 years
Speaks French, knows ASL, learning Romanian (te iubesc,dracul meu <3)
Shoplifted as a teen, can hotwire a car (although both skills are somewhat rusty from disuse) 
Drives a 1989 Ford Taurus, occasionally drives a 1994 Ford Explorer
Hates to drive highway
Hates to drive, period
Family is under a Sicilian curse (mal occhio)

Personal Quote: �Just because I don�t tell you I know something, doesn�t mean I don�t know it. Im not as stupid as you think I am.�
(click on the rose to go home :-D )
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