| FOLLOWERS OF MICHAEL JACKSON... |
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| Unique Characteristics... |
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| A Follower of Michael Jackson is loveable but has some strange quirks! 1. They are constantly practicing their moonwalk and little slides in hallways, grocery stores, dentist offices...wherever! 2. When they pick up a magazine or newspaper...they immediately skim through it for pictures or articles on Michael Jackson...and they can pick his name out just like that! 3. When they turn on the television, they immediately change to the music channels to search for Michael Jackson videos...and 4. they are constantly comparing other videos to MJ's! 5. Fans have a special pyschic touch! They always seem to know when MJ is on TV! 6.They always have a tape in the VCR just in case he comes on. They must have Thriller 500 times on different tapes yet they still get excited every Halloween with a tape to record it! |
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| 7. They are constantly quoting Michael Jackson or some person related to him. They are always spurting out Michael Jackson facts like this day in HIStory...and what Michael would think! 8. They name everything Michael...from their cats to fish and always try to convince pregnant friends to call their baby Michael! 9. They sometimes call their friends Michael by mistake! 10. They leave room for Michael Jackson's phone number in their phone books. You never know.... 11. Whenever they hear a non-Michael song, they think about how it is related to MJ or what it would sound like if Michael sang it. If they really like it, they feel GUILTY! 12. If somebody else says they really like an artist or a song..the follower immediately get defensive saying "Its an okay song..I heard better...like MJ!" 13. In biology class when ever someone says micro, they look up because they think they said Michael. They insist on prononcing microwave "Michaelwave." |
| Do you have any suggestions?? |
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| the editors!! |
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| 14. When they hear the word "force" they immedietly think of Don't Stop Till You Get Enough * *Contribruted by Sharon |