---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
Please respond to Cynthia
To: Gollen, Esbester
cc:
Subject: krikey!
Hey, Barlow and Lufthansa!
I intercepted the following broadcast on my Sony Skytron
(TM) - what do you make of it?
"All hail the honking Big Bites van, our white Astramax
knight of catering which comes twice a day to deliver us dodgy overpriced
sandwiches of brittle chicken and limp salad, and hallowed disintegrating
shortbread. Where other mobile food
merchants come to the reception to announce their arrival, Big Bites sits in
the car park and toots, while the ravenous employees fall like vultures on its
cavernous coolboxes to find sustenance in whatever form they can. Take a stand, brothers and sisters - there
are better lunches available on the moon! (and they're at least 3 cheaper!) We shall not put up with tasteless tartines
and banal baps; and no more will we daily make the choice between egg and cress
or ham and cucumber - we will choose the righteous path of Sara's Dairy - yea,
though it means driving into Tiverton - for there the bread is fresh, the
fillings are lavish and toothsome, and the staff congenial. Do not content yourself with second best -
reach for sandwich nirvana!
!
Failing that, try super noodles.
I hear their new chock 'n' fish flavour is very
appetising."
Strange, eh what?
Latest
Pip.
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Cynthia - Full-time Hedge Manipulator
Chockton & Hardshout plc.
1 Mill Street, Greater Davestone DS1 9DD
---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
To: Cynthia, Gollen
cc:
From: Esbester
Subject: Re:
krikey!
Twat.
---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
Please respond to "Gollen" <Gollen>
To: Esbester,
<Cynthia>
cc:
Subject: RE:
krikey!
...In A Hat.
---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
To: "Gollen"
<Gollen>, Cynthia
cc:
From: Esbester
Subject: RE:
krikey!
Who shat...
---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
Please respond to "Gollen" <Gollen>
To: Esbester,
<Cynthia>
cc:
Subject: RE:
krikey!
...on the cat
which was phat
and then you pushed it up the dogs arse!
--------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
Please respond to Cynthia
To: Esbester
cc: Gollen
Subject: RE:
krikey!
on a dog's face
---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
Please respond to "Gollen" <Gollen>
To: <Cynthia>,
Esbester
cc:
Subject: RE:
krikey!
No, no, no, Liam. That's not it at all! How could you fall
for it? Was
it the plethora of lizards dancing in your desktop again
distracting
your concentration away from more important things like dogs
and
bistrostrips?
---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
To: "Gollen"
<Gollen>, Cynthia
cc:
From: Esbester
Subject: RE:
krikey!
And installed a gut-analysis window made of glass?
---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
Please respond to "Gollen" <Gollen>
To: Esbester,
<Cynthia>
cc:
Subject: RE:
krikey!
I think the window was already there, certainly most side
portions of
the dog and a third-twentieth of the rear was already made
of glass.
Gut-analysis is three, my foaming mouth utters forth in
pastel formation
adjacent to acorns. Findings? Silage of chewy-gut,
masticated items pass
forth at 45 degree angles on route to discharge. Conclusion?
Dog is wet.
Lichensville.
---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
Please respond to Cynthia
To: Esbester
cc: Gollen
Subject: Flexi-praxis
Hey, Philpott
Are you aware that there is a remix of "Theme From
Great Cities" knocking about in the charts? I meant to tell you a few weeks ago when I saw it on Top of the
Cocks, but in the excitement I utterly forgot.
How did your weekend slide (utterly)?
Mine was a pinger, went to Plymouth for to slurp and jive, then went to
Tops'ham to deconstruct the estuary and rebuild it as a giant rubber model of a
minneola.
Biggington Magna
Celine
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---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
Please respond to Cynthia
To: Gollen, Esbester
cc:
Subject: Before
you go home...
You're both about as talkitive as mute giraffes at the
moment. I suggest you perform a cold
reboot on your mouth.
I've found a company with a code of "AAH.PA", and
wondered if it was up octaves...
Just a thought...
Fergal
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---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
Please respond to Cynthia
To: Gollen, Esbester
cc:
Subject: possible
downturn in exchange-traded dog futures
Davis, I am extremely concerned.
Not only have your legs been stretching for several weeks
now (length now equivalent to that of the M42) but you also appear to have
broken your e-mail. Only thus can I
explain the eerie silence engulfing the inter-garble these past 3. Please attend to this, as lack of messages
may cause indefinite straining of the upper half (poodle-breath). It's not that I'm worried about this sort of
thing, but what you have to understand is that the stack of picture hooks won't
last for ever with all those cyber-cocks around.
Cricket?
Pigeon-blatter, more like!
Enhance the level of international understanding
Barry
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---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
Please respond to "Gollen" <Gollen>
To: <Cynthia>,
Esbester
cc:
Subject: RE:
possible downturn in exchange-traded dog futures
Effton Baswaar, giraffe is without lips.
---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
Please respond to Cynthia
To: Esbester, Gollen
cc:
Subject: Chunks
alive, it's Tacitus!
Hey, Carmen and Replicator!
What's... with big?
Been getting regional lately? If
your bigness is with minus, I suggest you "get down on it" for a
duration of at least 3.
With plane, I am utterly making to the United States of Plus
on Saturday (departure at about 2) and will not be here, utterly, for weeks
+. Whilst away I will be visiting
several mountain goat sanctuaries and taking part in a record-breaking attempt
to fit 124.9 small boys in a shoe box (catatonic mink-wailing).
Your stanchions are folded and ready for collection. Please bring proof of existence when you
pick them up, as imaginary beings are prohibited by law from posessing them
because of the confusion this would cause.
Tic tac toc... DAMN!
The rice man cometh...!
McCready
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Mr Chock
3
--------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 25-04-2002
12:19 ---------------------------
To: Cynthia, Gollen
cc:
From: Esbester
Subject: Re:
Chunks alive, it's Tacitus!
Harmann grefforth ruuniik!
A h'unh jemenju sappakivikuas; halmo jiven scruve eblemmiko!
Suntoozi halmo a uni-kobloblikon alber a h'une zikkas Sister Sledge. Trafford
Bar, Dane Road, Stretford - alblem u q'un mengal iikiimuunus. Sclampot?
Juthrififuth mento a scriven, a q'un Yenni u Davro sclemmen
offovo ovoom iikku Stevenage New Road. Applamik iikku, <<Blam! Blam!
Blam!>>, halmo a'hunh Ford Capri.
Menteitho, armzaki xiikku sappau, ha u incumbunolococoiikk
da 'Joo-Bere' - ily 20.65% vermonikons. Vomito!
Ibku a h'unh <<big pile of festering legs!>>,
alblem u jujufritho da sclemmen halmo.
Ainsty Globulo,
Frank.