June Two

Esbester

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---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:37 ---------------------------

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To: Esbester, Cynthia

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Subject: Frampton, unwinding...

Hello Cyrus aboundement (delerefro).

We are, making as typed, this message conceiving. It should be ready in at

least 3 though Donovan believes a 7 may be involved, Brak. Signaling we made

as having to impregnate thy mind with knowledge (being contained within the

manifold of this mither). I hope the shrugging has stopped. Sixteen years

now, isn't it? Regardless, my spatula is having alignment problems.

Appealing, I have none today. Try again tomorrow, shipments usually arrive

by the third (turd). Why, exactly, is it that you require

19,237,548,330.34712 half-baked incinerator puppies? Stoke they may, but

deviance is unheard of, we rupture. Also tax of a hefty nature resides in

their tundra-cocks - it's 82.375%. Make stacklymph payable to 'Horse Git'.

Thank.

We are possessing a number of stuffed giraffes, though not with the usual

stuffing... these are stuffed with Jizz Scissors! How is joy! Are you

requiring any? I should think you spake 'Unfounded!' as I did in a situation

involving my cock and a belt sander (industrial colourings). Remember not to

supply any children under 3 to these giraffes - they're allergic.

USE THE FORESKIN, BITCHMUM!

Balancing, I have become stuck to a sphinctic undulation. This is new indeed

- still in its original packaging! - but alas unrecorded or ordained. If you

forward forms 3, 3(3), 3.3, 3.3(3) and 3/3 to my new address I will fill

them in as destructively as my face allows. It can get in the way, you know.

I'm expecting a man about the loose tooth mountings.

I've been chewing in the night again, and not just pastels this time. I'm

sorry to say that most of my bed, several door frames and part of Barnstaple

seem to have been masticated by my own mouth. The doctor recommends

ointment, but just a little - too much will cause my lips to receed and my

hair to invest in a low risk ISA.

Monkey jism? Not likely, Geoff. Mixed with mint the severed vole was

delightful. I have to say the layout was sparse but the arrangement was

breathtaking! I haven't made with breathing since, and it has almost been 2!

If something isn't done soon I'm gonna make that dog perform Thin Layer

Chromatography (TLC) with just his loin and some spectacles in a very open

space. Then he'll stop his 3-prong multi-barking brigade in my street!

I am hopeless at this but I'll try anyway. Here goes: Chew, chew, chew,

chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew,

chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, cehw, chew, chew, chew, chew, hwec,

cweh, wech, faec, flop, ceew, chww, c... Damn! See, I told you but you

insisted. HAPPY NOW?

I'm so sorry to hear about your genital dysfunction. Here at Manrod (UK) Ltd

we specialise in such problems offering full servicing and, where necessary,

servicing and refitting. For your problem I recommend a special wickerwork

replacement with hyraulic foot pump for any D-interactive scenario. If you

wish to see a demonstration here are some pamphlets.

35% discount arranged, please come on Chewsday to pick up your new stomach

lining. As per your instructions it is 17 miles long, 44 feet wide and 2

inches high. The Onion Log Vesting (Fisting) Technique logo has been

superimposed over my mother too, though charging is negated in a barrel of

chocky cocks. Make, make, make or just f*ck off.

Thank you for your time and I hope the hump retrieval goes well.

Jackson Mandible

Interpretive Centre

Dulwich

Seven Shafts to the Rear - Arrgh, I'm splitting!

Gentrification 7

HOU NDS A PLE NTY

---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:37 ---------------------------

To: Gollen, Cynthia

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From: Esbester

Subject: Ecumenical, yet breathless

Dearest Chumpy,

Imagine my surprise when I found your tootsies in my bidet! Anyway, I was there with Bill from the Railway Inn, and he had serving Guinness all night long. No wonder he was looking like a cat with no Thursdays! But digresseth I - he insisted on using Northern style flat-D pronunciation, so I had to squeeze his larynx into a more atonal form. This presented problems for his entry into the North Hampstead Surfing and Knitting competition, but we overcame this by entering a two-ton turtle in his place. Have to say that the weatherman was totally wrong - turdful to amphibious was his outlook, yet the only outstanding phenomenon was the amorphous chicken that was found tied up in the vestry. It was later found to be made of anti-matter! Luckily Dave from Yew Tree Row had his Asda Quantum Box, and was able to avert a certain catastrophe. One cannot bear to imagine what would have happened if the vicar's daughter - you know, the one that turned into a non-event mass - had come into contact with the anti-chicken. We would have been eating feathers for weeks! Sorry to hear about your encounter with the jamfish. Just remember, what doesn't kill us simply scars us for life.

Yours,

Bindle.

---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:37 ---------------------------

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To: Gollen

cc: Esbester

Subject: Re: Frampton, unwinding...

Now look here, Chockington, what's the big idea with making me laugh like a b*tch when my boss is looking? It's not clever you know! And you can wipe that ludicrous smirk off your face too, Murphy! What do you think this is, a handbag?

For Heaven's sake think before you dance, next time!

Rambling like a fool, we dance, we foam, we fall...

---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:37 ---------------------------

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Subject: RE: Ecumenical, yet breathless

Catastrophic? Bitch more like...

Flat-D? Bitch more like...

Chicken? Bitch more like...

Jamfish? Bitch more like...

Pesement Beef Cock Golia Brunstoome? Bitch more like...

Flan? Turd more like...

Bitch? BITCH more like...

Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch

Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch

See how YOU like it, eh?

---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:37 ---------------------------

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From: Esbester

Subject: RE: Ecumenical, yet breathless

Not feeling just a twatt's smidgen irritable, are we?

Esbester

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---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:37 ---------------------------

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Subject: RE: Ecumenical, yet breathless

I believe it maaay have something to do with my new felt face - it's bought

me out in a cock rash.