June Three

---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:42 ---------------------------

Please respond to Cynthia

To: Esbester

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Subject: Bo! and all that sort of thing...

I cannie get through to Jimbo.

Will let you know when I know something you need to know, know what I mean?

Gemma

---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:42 ---------------------------

To: Cynthia

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From: Esbester

Subject: Re: Bo! and all that sort of thing...

Brimbo,

Have decided that one cannot make it down to Exeter :-

a) cannot afford petrol.

b) haven't got time.

c) have no clean pants.

d) D?

e) am supposed to meeting Manclango in North Wales for walking.

f) just found Malaga's face.

Sorry,

Have just realised that I'm going on holiday in just over a week, and need to obtain much needed walking gear through retail outlet based purchasements. This requires time & planning, which a trip to Exeter would disallow. So, Chumpo, email me the number for the Gadanga Wendy xPression FM studio, and will do a phone-in slotto perhaps if upright.

Minky and Collegiate.

---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:42 ---------------------------

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To: Esbester, Gollen

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Subject: Hola!

Well, it's Friday which means...

it must be time for another silly company name. Once again, the opportunity to have a chuckle at the ridiculosity of all languages other than English.

This week's offering is "Foncia B*stard", based in Caen, France, which was recently taken absorbed entirely by Foncia Groupe. (I think they smashed the B*stard into tiny pieces, then jumped on it)

Right, now go away, I'm sure you've got better things to do with your time than read tosh like this... if you haven't, try eating a banana.

---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:42 ---------------------------

Please respond to Cynthia

To: Esbester, Gollen, Branby

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Subject: Are you as intelligent as an Arthur- Anderson Prof?

this is brilliant.

Selectations!

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(See attached file: intelligencepps.pps)

---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:42 ---------------------------

To: Cynthia

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From: Esbester

Subject: Re: Are you as intelligent as an Arthur- Anderson Prof?

1 out of 4!! 1 out of 4!! I'm thick and I admit it!!

Esbester

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---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:42 ---------------------------

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To: Esbester

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Subject: Re: Are you as intelligent as an Arthur- Anderson Prof?

I wouldn't worry Esbester; I got a positively box-headed zero out of four.

Na da dee da da da dn da... da, da... da, daaaaaaa, yeah

Na da dee da da da dn da... da, da... da, daaaaaaa.

---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:42 ---------------------------

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Subject: Gadzooks

Just phoned a company in France and the receptionist realised I wasn't French and started talking in English.

She put me through to the accounts dept but they didn't answer.

The phrase that floated accross the wire when I arrived back at the switchboard: "Hello sir!"

Had to stifle a chuckle...

---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:42 ---------------------------

To: Cynthia, Gollen

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From: Esbester

Subject: "Hello, Sir!",

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---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:42 ---------------------------

To: Cynthia

cc:

From: Esbester

Subject: "Hello, Sir!",

In case you didn't receive that last message.

Esbester

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---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 29-06-2001 16:14 ---------------------------

To: Cynthia, Gollen

cc:

From: Esbester

Subject: "Hello, Sir!",

---------------------- Forwarded by Esbester on 18-04-2002 11:42 ---------------------------

Please respond to Cynthia

To: Esbester

cc: Gollen

Subject: Re: "Hello, Sir!",

idiot.

that's all I have to say!