Who should they clone?

A long, long time ago, even longer ago that part 4, which was before part 1, which was before part 2, which is before part 3 which is before part 4....which brings us into a hellish circle of cosmic verbal diarrhoea....

Anyway, a long time ago emperor Palpy decided to use clones to fight his war. But who was he going to clone? Who would you clone?

I brainstormed on who not to clone!

It may seem an obvious choice to clone, but there are severe drawbacks to be dealt with!

Yes, he's very strong.
Yes, he can shoot from his hip with one hand.
Yes, his costs are way within the limits of Georgie's budget.

But,
Do you really want thousands of Terminators running around saying: "I'll be back!" in the most attrocious of Austrian accents?
Do you really want actors who are even worse at acting than Jar Jar Binks?
How many cows would they have to kill to get that many leather coats? Surely Greenpeace would stage mass-demonstrations?

No, we can't have a terminator.

Here's a nasty piece of work.

What could be more fun than cloning Tom here and watching the jedi slaughter not 1 Tom Hanks, not 2 Tom Hanks's, but thousands upon thousands of Tom Hanks's.....

The mind boggles at the mere thought of watching the twat die a million deaths.
So....why not clone him then?

Imagine a few of them survived? Imagine the amount of films 10 Tom Hank's could make? My God....I'd have to kill myself.

You could clone Bush.

Imagine the amount of alcohol 1000 Bush's could consume! But they wouldn't be a worthy opponent.

"I know it's a lightsaber, it's got a bright light!"
"More and more of our planets are circling suns."
"Read my lips: "I'm daddies boy."

naaaaaaaa

Image 10.000 Tom Green's? Poor Drool Barrymore.

What's worse is the amount of trout that would have to suffer this man's tongue down their throats.

On the plus side, he could probably gross most of us out, he would even eat Yoda's food.

Doesn't this look like a Darth Vader impression?
"Don't underestimate the power of the ignorant side!"

Never trust a clone with white hair. That's what my mummy always said.

10.000 Sharon's! Wow...think of the amount of Palestinian refugee camps you could wipe out with them!

Yes, a formidable force to be reckoned with. But, he's old. What's the point of cloning someone who's probably going to snuff it soon anyway. (here's hoping).

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