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Welcome Akhirnyaaa... Finally... I stopped procrastinating and got on with version two! YEAH! Mwahahaha! For this version, I used all the photos taken by my precious cellie, my dear Nokia 3250. So, no touchy! Feel free to swoon at my beauty, but don't copy anything 'kay? Eniwei... going on to the post. Mungkin kalian ngeloadnya jadi lama gara-gara orang-orang narsis ga jelas di atas, tapi worth it lah yaaaa... kan kalian bisa ngeliat ceweq terimut sejagad raya... huohohoho... buat yang pengen foto narsisnya dimuat di sini, ngomong aja yaaa... Contact me at: On a different
subject... Layout ini sempet bikin gw pusing tujuh keliling... Ga biasa make
table kayanya yak?? Ya udah deh... kecuali ada masalah ultra besar sekali sampe
gw ga bisa ngehandle, bakal gw ganti jadi frame. Piece of cake!
Just want to test it to run first... trus gw juga pengen tau pendapat kalian-kalian.. Huhuhu... What do you think? Keren kan? Rants
*WARNING* this section is ranked PG-15 for 'mild' cursing. Self-resolution 1. PROCRASTINATING Self explainatory. I had two incoming projects not done yet. I can't seem to find the motivation. 2. SHORT ATTENTION SPAN I need to pay more attention and actually FOCUS on one thing. I really should stop this multi-tasking bullshit. 3. DROPPING THINGS In one week time I already dropped 3 different things. One was a USB. One was a comic book. One was a comb I just bought the other day. I'm so fucked up. 4. HATING EVERYONE That's mighty difficult to do if everyone's hateful. 5. HATING MYSELF That's mighty difficult to do if you're hateful. 6. SLACK OFF Now, what's the definition of 'slacking' exactly? Oh, watching DVDs when you're supposed to study math for tomorrow test might be a good example. 7. WATCH TOO MUCH DVD Now, what's the definition of 'too much' exactly? Well, 3-4 DVDs per day EVERYDAY might be a good example. 8. PONDER ABOUT THE (bad) PAST Which in the end leads to bad habit number 5. Then you'll start to do bad habit number 6 afterwards and doing so making you do bad habit number 1. After that, you'll end up doing bad habit number 2 and in the process, you do bad habit number 3. No shit. 9. BULLSHITTING By all means actually doing all of this resolution instead of only putting it here for your eyes and brain entertainment 10. BITCHING Last but not least. In fact, I think this is the most important after procrastinating. I think everyone agree that I should stop being such a bitch. Bitching, as anyone has known, involve a wide range of annoying and (in some way) socially suicidal actions. For example, pointing your middle finger at random assholes, throwing random assholes some of your long train of curses. You know, those sort of stuff. ...and thus, THE RESOLUTION. *insert random background music here* Yeah, that was stupid. If there's 11 things, I'd put number 3: STOP BEING STUPID, or STOP FUCKING AROUND, or... And yeah, THIS was random. Me and My Little Stupidities No, seriously. Belakangan ini gw siaaaaal mulu. Rasanya everything I do is wrong. Maybe it's just a phase in my life. Maybe I'm just cheering myself up. Whatever it is, things just gone wrong. Everything. Mungkin gw cuman lagi ada di bagian bawah roda kehidupan. Maybe I'll be climbing up again pretty soon. Maybe not. Maybe I gave up on the way and decided to end things. Maybe I'm just that weak and pathetic. There's too many maybes. Too many hopes and fears. In the end, I'll end up accomplishing nothing and getting nothing. I'll end up escaping problems and secluding myself. I'll end up old, alone and lonely. But that's not why I'll go to hell. Kalo gw liat keadaan gw sekarang tuh rasanya udah ancur-ancuran. Dulu mungkin gw cuman ancur dalemnya aja, dan yang luar masih bisa idup. At least I can still 'save face'. Tapi setelah dua-duanya mulai ancur, I don't think I can still be myself. Listen to me talking like a schizophrenic. Hell, maybe I am. Tapi, di dunia ini siapa sih yang mau ke neraka? Yang pasti, jelas-jelas dengan sepenuh hati gw gak mau. Tapi, kalo gw baca di buku-buku gitu, rasanya orang yang udah pernah ke neraka (baik yang fictional atopun yang (katanya) kisah nyata) belom seancur gw deh. OH-EM-GEE, apakah artinya saya sudah diluar harapan?? Gw gak ngerti kenapa gw bisa ngerasain keputus-asaan yang kaya gini. Sebenarnya, idup gw tuh udah better than most people. Gw masih punya sesuatu yang bisa gw syukurin. Tapi... kalo gw ngeliat sekeliling gw... There's so many happy people... dan rasanya kok gw ngenes sendirian yah? Mengasihani diri sendiri itu adalah the worst thing to do. I know that, you know that. Tapi bayangin lah seandainya lo dalem posisi gw. You'll end up hating yourself. And by doing that, everybody will start to hate you. Kadang-kadang gw suka teringet kenangan jelek di masa dulu. Kenangan jelek karena kebodohan gw. Dan akhirnya gw membisikkan 'Oh, God, I hate myself.' berkali-kali. Satu hal yang paling gw benci dari diri gw adalah I NEVER LET GO OF THINGS. Sekali ada kenangan jelek, kenangan itu bakal nempel seumur hidup di kepala gw. It will not disappear, and it surfaces every now and then. And somehow it feels like it's pounding on your head screaming 'Everybody hates you, why are you still here?' And it came out as self-hatred and disgust. Mungkin karena itulah. Mungkin karena gw gak bisa berhenti membenci diri gw sendiri. Mungkin karena itulah gw gak bisa masuk surga. Tapi sebagian dari diri gw masih berharap gw salah. Maybe it's not wrong to hope. Look at the Bright Side Gah~~ I could've merited this day as the worst day in my life, but then, there's worse. Okay. To list all the problems I've brought to myself in the past week: Wednesday: Berjalan-jalan dengan riang memakai tas bolong. USB Nessia ilang. Thursday: Menderita secara moral dan nurani karena sudah menghilangkan USB orang, apalagi pemberian cowonya (dear Lord, can this get any worse? Oh, bisa. Untung USB itu bukan hasil dia semedi tujuh taun tujuh bulan di bawah bulan merah, hahaha...). Dijemput oleh Tante Ami. Diingatkan kembali tentang mami gw yang sudah meninggal, yang baru berulang tahun tanggal 25 Februari dulu. And you know what's worse? I forgot her birthday. Wah, gak bakal masuk surga nih gw. (canda canda...) Ditraktir di IP. Bertanya ke petugas Gramedia. Tidak ada hasil sampai sekarang. Friday: Mengacak-acak BEC mencari USB yang at least mirip USB Nessia yang ilang. GAK KETEMU. *air mata sedih, bahagia, bohwat, dan berkecamuk (gak ada air mata berkecamuk woi!)* Tapi in exchange gw menemukan USB LUCUUUUUU banget~~ Kingston 512 yang mini punya... Lucunyaaaa!! 65rebu sih, tapi kalau saja saya punya uangnya... Well, never mind. Bentar lagi juga harganya turun lagi. Saturday: Mengaku ke Nessia kalo USBnya ilang. Menerima reaksi yang tidak disangka-sangka sebelumnya. Tergoda untuk mengambil tali jemuran dan loncat dari atap sekolah. Penderitaan moril bertambah 100x lipat. Pergi ke IBCC dan berhasil menemukan yang mirip. Uang angpao officially abis. Sunday, today: Gagal ke gereja pagi karena kesiangan, gagal ke gereja sore karena sakit. Bright sidenya, gw berhasil mengikuti Sunday No-Yaoi Policy dengan sukses. Hahaha... karena gw terkapar dengan sukses di tempat tidur. Waktu kejadian: Sore hari sekitar jam 3 sore. Sedang memainkan Megaman Battle Network pertama (hehehe... iya Jem, ternyata gw juga punya)... Di tengah-tengah battle melawan Numberman, perut mengalami pergolakan (kaya ada yang kudeta ajah...). Pergi ke WC, melepaskan tekanan dalam perut. Maen lagi. Beberapa detik kemudian, timbul pergolakan yang lebih hebat (wah, komunis naek tahta nih...) Dan di WC rasa sakit yang menusuk ini tidak hilang-hilang. Malah tambah sakit, sakit banget. Sakitnya bukan mules-mules gitu. Ini mah sakitnya anjing-anjingan, kayak usus buntu. Gw udah ketakutan, soalnya besok Pra UN. Mati aja udah gak bisa ikutan. Oh, neraka dunia... Suspek: Ifumie gak jelas dari kemaren, dan berton-ton kentang goreng, serta berpotong-potong coklat putih valentine. So, would somebody please kindly tell me... Where the fuck is the fucking bright side?? Manusia adalah makhluk terbrengsek di dunia ini. Tentu saja hal ini termasuk saya dan kamu. Ya kan? Cuman manusia yang punya perasaan egois, arogan, sombong, munafik, manipulatif, kikir, tamak, malas, agresif, sirikan, gengsian, rakus, kejam, de es te, de el el, de es be. Want to talk about love? Emang manusia punya perasaan cinta, tapi kalo cuman cinta mah anjing neurotik juga punya. (refer to: Me&Marley, sebuah kisah nyata. pengarangnya lupa.) Cuman manusia yang bisa menghujat dengan mulut tersenyum. Cuman manusia yang bisa ngomongin orang padahal sendirinya begitu. Pernah liat anjing kucing nge-gosip? Kayanya gak pernah deh: "Eh, udah denger belom? Kucing yang coklat itu, KEMAREN DILEMPAR GOLOK LHO!" "Aaaah? MASAA?? Ngapain dia?" "Katanya mah ketangkep nyolong ikan asin yang ada di racun tikus. Trus dikejar anjing jaga rumah itu. Gila ya!" "Sial tuh kucing. Ga dikasih makan kali ya?" Kayanya gak pernah deh ada kaya gitu. Humans are... such foul beings. Kenapa selalu lain di mulut lain di hati? Waktu Tuhan menciptakan manusia, apakah dia pernah memikirkan seperti apa jadinya manusia nanti? Seberapa menakutkannya modernisasi? Yay individualism. Mungkin cuma gw satu-satunya yang berpikir begitu. Maybe not. Tapi gw juga gak tau sejak kapan gw jadi mikir kaya gini. Dulu, I enjoy being around people. Sekarang, gw cuman pengen spend time alone. Kayanya gw pengen menyendiri, tapi gw gak tahan dikucilin. Ini bukan bercanda, gw juga gak ngerti kenapa gw jadi kaya gini. Apakah gara-gara keluarga gw? Am I really on the place to blame anyone? Human relationship is too complicated. Ada 1001 cara seseorang bisa menyinggung orang lain. Ada 10001 cara seseorang bisa merusak imagenya sendiri. Ada 100001 cara seseorang bisa merusak sebuah hubungan. It's too damn complicated. It's too damn scary. And I'm too damn gutless. Makanya I'm trying to close myself down. Tapi gw juga gak pengen kesepian. I know I'm being patheticly selfish. Kenapa gw bisa berubah gini yah? And to make things worse I didn't realize it when it happened. Fuck, somebody hand me a gun so I can shoot myself. Pada dasarnya gw bukan individualis. Gw seneng bareng-bareng sama orang laen, and gw seneng being a part of a community. Tapi belakangan, I found myself withdrawing from those community. Sampe-sampe moral nurani gw dibejek-bejek karena gw udah meninggalkan kewajiban gw... But I can't help it! Rasanya gw udah berubah jadi autis, rasanya pengen sendirian aja. Rasanya kalo sendiri lo tuh bebas dari masalah. Tapi manusia gak mungkin sendirian aja, ya gak? Haaah~~ On a lighter note, daripada gw angst sendirian. Barusan gw internetan diskul, dan bukannya nge-upload website ini, gw malahan download resep-resep... Well, itung-itung latihan jadi istri lah yaaaa (emang ada yang mau? ADA DONK!! KURANG AJAR!!)... Trus karena terinspirasi sama koko gw, gw mulai serius nyari sekolah. Masalahnya sekarang, gak ada yang sreg di hati. SERIUS. I'm not convinced, AT ALL. Gw datengin web-web community college yang direkomen, tapi gw sama sekali gak dapet bayangan gw kuliah nanti kaya apa. UNIT ITU APA?? 36 unit itu berapa lama?? Gw mesti ambil kelas apa aja?? Gyaaaargggh... bisa gila gw. Ngomong-ngomong kuliah, sebenernya gw udah dapet beasiswa IT di Maranatha, hasil dari lomba di mana sejujurnya gw tidak menjawab satu pertanyaan pun... Wahaha... hidup jadi benalu!! *dirajam batu* Ahem. Trus selaen itu, gw udah diterima di Lim Kok Wing Malaysia... Tapi gak rame ah, masa gw nyusul Odi? Ntar kalo skulnya bareng, kapan skill gw bisa ngalahin dia?? Hm hm hm... And... Oh, kemaren gw dapet invitation beasiswa di ITHB juga. Sedih banget sih, gw udah diterima di mana-mana (ada yg pake scholarship lage) tapi gw masih lom punya sekolah. Ini ironi atau kontradiksi? Btw, kemaren hasil TOEFL gw keluar. BETE. 597 man, 3 skor lagi gw 600. Yang keren mah si Debo, dia 603. Dan paling tinggi? Susan dengan 613. Gila, pada bukan manusia tuh. Eits, tuh kan penyakit short attention span gw kambuh lagi. Sebenernya tadi tuh gw bukan mau ngomongin kuliah!! Aaargh, untung gw udah gak debat, kalo gak udah berapa kali gw ke-sway barusan? Yang mau gw omongin adalah Animax. Yak betul, channel bejat pembohong yang tidak pernah mendengarkan pendapat para penontonnya. Barusan gw ke websitenya, trus ke forum, to give them a piece of my mind. Ternyata banyak banget yang minta Animax nge-sub animenya. But do they listen? Silly you, of course not. Kenapa Animax gak mau dengerin kita? Karena betapapun kita menghujat mereka, they're still our only access to anime. In the end, kita bakal tetep jabanin dubbing hina mereka. True, kalo gak ada Animax, gw kemaren gak bisa nonton Black Cat. Dubbing di Black Cat gak jelek-jelek amat kok. Well, it's not that bad. Still, dub sucks, sub rocks. Gw selaku (mantan)debater, mencoba melihat situasi from their point of view. Kenapa sih mereka segitu ngebetnya sama dubbing? Setau gw dubbing takes more time and money. Dengan otak gw yang sedemikian jeniusnya, gw menyimbulkan alasan-alasan sebagai berikut: 1. Dengan dubbing, Animax menyediakan lapangan pekerjaan bagi gelandangan-gelandangan Singapur yang dapat fasih berbicara Inggris. 2. Dengan dubbing, Animax dapat memanipulasi kemarahan penonton, yang nantinya bisa digunakan untuk mengintimidasi dan menggunakan obsesi mereka untuk keperluan world conquer. Contoh: "Ayo bom Gedung Putih, nanti Saiyuki Reload Gunlock-nya gue kasih dalam original Japanese Audio with English Subtitle!" yang tentu saja janji itu tidak akan ditepati dan dilanjutkan dengan "Nanti dulu, sebelomnya tebangin dulu pohon-pohon buat jadi bahan bakar. Kalo nggak kita gak punya listrik buat komputer yang nge-sub Saiyuki Reload Gunlock.". Dan setelah itu, masih belum ditepati. Curse you ANIMAX!!! 3. Dengan dubbing, Animax dapat memasukkan pesan-pesan rahasia melalui suara dubbernya. Pesan-pesan sublimal ini nantinya akan menumpuk dan menumpuk dalam otak kita sampai akhirnya Animax akan mengaktifkannya saat mereka membutuhkannya. Dan akhirnya studio Anime yang bersangkutan yang akan disalahkan. Contoh: "It's not our fault the fans suddenly attacked the British Library. Blame Aniplex and Gonzo for creating R.O.D!" sementara mereka segera menyembunyikan buku-buku penting yang diambil para penonton yang dikontrol. 4. Dengan dubbing, Animax punya alesan buat lama nge-rilis anime yang direquest penonton. "Kan, didubbing duluuuuu... Dubbing itu susah lhoooo...". KALO GITU DI-SUB AJA OON!! 5. Maybe they're just dumb. Anyway, besok Minggu. I have my Sunday No-Yaoi Policy. Doain kali ini policy itu gak gw rusak lagi sendirian. I need stronger resolve... Biasanya kalo udah Minggu dan gak ada gawe... Jari jemari ini gatal... dan... ah! Nulis fanfic yaoi deh gw. Bahaya kan?? Bukan baca lagi, NULIS!! Oh my God... apakah saya sudah diluar harapan? Ngomong apa sih gw? Anyway, gud nite semuanya. Cape deh.. Sesuatu itu pentiiiiing sekali. Ya, saya... Saya belajar pentingnya nge-lock keypad di hape. Kalau saja keypad hape gw gw lock barusan, gak bakalan waktu gw lagi ngeluarin barang-barang wajib gw (iPod, dompet, hape, usb) ujug-ujug hape gw bunyi dan mengeluarkan irama 'If Only Tears Can Bring You Back'. Kalau saja keypad hape gw gw lock barusan, gak bakalan hape gw ujug-ujug masuk ke situs WAP XL (untung pulsa gw abis, jadi gak bisa konek) Kalau saja keypad hape gw gw lock barusan, gak bakalan banjir di Jakarta (gak nyambung? Kan Leti lagi sakiiiiiit *nyengir nyengir nyebelin* Intinya, bagi para pengguna nokia, jangan lupa memencet menu plus bintang sebelom menjejalkan hape Anda ke dalam kantong, tas, (kantong di)pantat, or whatever. Banzai!! Ngomong-ngomong hape dalam pantat (ih, ngomongnya jadi jorok yah) gw jadi inget video yang barusan dikasih temen gw si Kong. Ceritanya sih kaya reality show gitu, macamnya H2C lah, cuman lebih kacau. Gimana gak kacau, judulnya aja udah bikin ilfil. Judulnya adalah... *jeng jeng jeng jeeeeeng* Hard Gay. Yak betul, gay yang itu. Yang.... *nyanyi lagu Kungpow Chicken* ...suka tidur dengan sesama jenis... sama-sama punya pen dan is... si hitam manis mirip sosis diapit dua bola tenis... make up tebel bulu betis dicukur abis sampai terlihat mulus klimis... tetap saja harus berdiri untuk pipis... Ahem. Weits, pikiran jangan ngeres duluu... Hard Gay itu acara kacau yang tokoh hostnya tuh cowok macho yang bajunya ala S&M bondage gitu, baju kulit item ketaaaat, make sunglass gede model Ray-Ban, hot pants (ZOMG...), dan gaya trademarknya dia adalah teriak "Hooooooo~~~!!!" sambil 'lower body part'-nya dimaju-mundurin, model cowok nari striptis. Persis cacing dikilikitik. Ini pertanda kiamat sudah dimulai. Anyway, biarpun hostnya kacau gitu, tapi sumpah ni acara random abis. Satu episode si Hard Gay (iya, itu nama hostnya) mencari anak-anak yang gak suka makan wortel (OMG, can you imagine him doing 'that' in front of the kids?) trus bikin satu resep masakan yang bisa bikin mereka doyan wortel. Hasilnya? Carrot Corndog. Bentuknya? Bayangin sendiri deh. Gw gak tega merusak kalian-kalian lebih dari ini. Episode laennya, dalam rangka merayakan hari ayah di Jepang sono, dia mau nge-survei anak-anak muda di Shibuya, siapa yang masih pedulian sama sang papih. Tapi, waktu anak-anaknya dideketin, apalagi ceweknya, PADA KABUR SEMUA SAMBIL TERIAK HISTERIS GITU. Sumpah gw ngakak abis. Ampir gw ngegelinding jatoh dari korsi. Bener-bener sedih banget ni orang. Dia dibayar berapa sih buat ngelakuin gerakan cacing itu tiap dua puluh detik? Anyway, akhirnya dia dapet juga satu korban (finally). Korban adalah seorang cowok remaja berkacamata (in case you're wondering, gak, dia gak cakep) bersama temannya. Yang kacau banget (Oh God, this is sick stuff) kan si kacamata lagi ngudut ceritanya... Si Hard Gay ngambil tuh rokok sambil bilang 'You can't smoke while walking.' or something like that. Trus dia matiin rokok itu dengan MEMASUKKANNYA KE CELANA SUPERKETAT DIA. Oh My God, tolong. After that, ada tulisan kedap-kedep di bawah dia yang berbunyi: SUPER PENIS EXTINGUISHING POWER. Mampus dah gue, mampus. So anyway, Si Hard Gay nantang si kacamata buat nelpon papinya, buat dia ngomong how he's grateful and how he appreciate his father and all that bull. Kayanya si kacamata bersimpati sama si Hard Gay (Gara-gara ngeliat 'super power'-nya HG kali yah) akhirnya dia mau. Si Hard Gay ngeluarin hapenya DARI 'DEPAN SONO'. Holy motherfucking shit... Sambil goyang-goyang meliuk-liuk gak jelas mirip penari uler kena epilepsi, dia mengeluarkan hape setipe Motorola RZR warna item ada merah-merahnya. ONE WORD: YUCKS. Si kacamata juga ngomong "Oh man, that's so sick..." Gw cuman bisa ngomong: Can't agree more, dude, can't agree more... Tapi mungkin udah kepalang tanggung si kaca masuk tipi, akhirnya dia nelpon papinya. Canggung sih awalnya (ck ck ck... remaja jaman sekarang) tapi akhirnya dia bilang "Good luck at work today." Awwww... that's so sweeeeet... Oh, kalo mau ngomong yang serius dikit... Hmm, pengen komen blognya Ira deh... Tau kan Ira yang mana? Cari di foto di atas yang paling maceuh dan norak, itulah Ira. Mwahahahahaha.... Lagu Jejak Langkah ya? Aduh bo, kalo udah ada Tohpatinya... Gak usah ditanya deh. Lumer nih gw, lumeeeeer.... Kyaaaa~~ Bukan itu yang ditanya yah? Gak nyambung yah? Kan, Leti lagi sakiiiiiiit.... *ditimpukin ember isi aer es jeruk* Iye, iye. Gue serius. Jejak langkah yang kau tinggal, mendewasakan hatiku~~ Intepretasi lagu ah, intepretasiiii... Hmm... let's be honest. Gue tau, lo juga tau, bahwa sakit hati itu gak enak. Emang sih, tergantung sikon sakit gigi bisa lebih sakit daripada sakit hati. Tapii, sakit hati itu nyebelin banget. Bisa bikin lo gila. Bisa bikin lo sakit beneran. Bisa bikin lo ga lulus ujian akhir. Bisa.... Aaaarggh, pokonya sakit hati itu berbisa! Apakah semua orang bisa menjadi dewasa setelah sakit hati? Gak semua. I'm embarassed to admit it, tapi gw termasuk satu yang gak bisa. Gw gampang trauma karena something, dan makin lama gw makin merasa diri gw menyedihkan... Jujur aja, gw trauma karena banyak hal. Karena minder sama koko-koko gw lah, karena gak nyaman sama keluarga gw lah, karena gak deket sama sodara-sodara gw lah, karena gak bisa pelajaran tertentu lah, karena gak cocok sama temen-temen gw lah. Banyak. Makin lama, makin banyak yang gw takutin. Akhirnya, gw jadi gak pede ngapa-ngapain. Dan satu hal yang bikin hidup lo lebih susah adalah sebuah ke-tidak-pede-an. Makin lama makin gw mikir, why do everything have to be this complicated? Call me individualist or whatever, tapi kayanya dunia gak bakal serumit ini seandainya gak ada orang sebanyak ini di dunia. Tapi... kalo gitu... dunia pasti ngebosenin banget. Wah wah wah... dilematis... Gw juga gak ngerti kenapa masalah antar-individu di masyarakat modern itu sangat banyak. Ekstrim banyaknya malah. Berantem sama ortu, temen, pacar, siapapun kok kayanya udah biasa. Ngebetein banget deh. Weh, kayanya gw udah nge-sway jauh banget deh. Anyway, I for one believe that someone grow from a conflict. Kita harus ngalamin dulu yang namanya konflik, baru kita bisa berubah. Setuju? Setuju dong! I mean, kalo semua orang ngerasa hidupnya fine-fine aja, mungkin gak dia pengen berubah? Ya gak lah! Kudu ada konflik dulu! Contoh, gw yang dulunya anak kaya manja nyebelin bisa berubah jadi anak nyebelin aja setelah duit di kocek mulai menipis. Hahaha... So, for my opinion... Ditinggal seseorang gak selamanya jelek, selama kita bisa mengambil sesuatu yang positif dari kepergiannya... Mau itu ditinggal selamanya, maupun sementara, ataupun cuma gak bisa ketemu lagi.. By the way, belakangan ujan mulu yah? Lama-lama gw bulukan nih. Mimpi kali yeee... Oke, so ceritanya gw lagi kuliah di Amerika. Sayang gw gak sempet dapet wangsit itu college mana. I was chatting with my friends (well, at least I know I'll HAVE friends) and one of them was a Korean boy. Cowok Korea itu alkisah lagi ngacak-ngacak hape gw (di dalem mimpi itu) trus dia ngeliat folder norak yang namanya co CKP!!! di Image gallery gw. Dia buka, dan dia lihat foto cowok tercakep sejagad raya, Lee Jun Ki. Kira-kira gini percakapannya: "Oh, ini si Lee Jun Ki kan?" kata si cowok Korea. "Iya, gw naksir berat tuh sama tuh orang. Udah cakep, keren, cantik, gayanya oke, dan bla bla bla bla..." bales gw sambil ngebacot bawel gak jelas gitu. Eh, trus si cowok Korea ngomong lagi ke gw: "Oh, dia kan bokap gue." Tuhan, apakah ini pertanda kiamat sudah dekat??? Kenapa gw bisa mimpi gitu?? Emang si Junki setua apa sih? Gue kemaren abis lewat pohon gede mana sih?? Gue kemaren makan apa sih?? Sumpah tuh mimpi aneh banget. Gw juga udah lupa muka si cowok Korea yang konon anaknya si Junki. Oh my God, apakah ini pertanda bahwa saya harus melupakan Junki???? Tidaaaaaaaaa *slow motion* aaaaaakkkk... Tuhan Maha Pencipta Btul, sodara-sodara... Kemaren Leti yang dulunya gak suka idola (abisnya terlalu out of reach sih, huh) menemukan sebuah bentuk manusia yang tanpa ragu saya nobatkan manusia tercakep ciptaan Tuhan *berlebihan deh* bernama Lee Jun Ki! Wah wah wah... saya kira cowok Korea itu jelek-jelek... ternyata... *swoon* Di luar itu, sekarang gw lagi sakit. Idung gw udah kayak keran gini. Gara-garanya... Rasputin. Apaan sih? Kok gak nyambung? Ya iya, kan Leti lagi sakit... *ditimpukin orang pake ember* Gak sih, sebenernya gini. Belakangan kan musim ujan tuh... Trus tiap kali gw mau pulang, UJAN. Bener-bener deh, tuh ujan gak pernah tau sikon. Jadinya, mengenang masa esde yang tidak pernah dinikmati, GW PULANG UJAN-UJANAN. So? Itu mah biasa... Trus, waktu kemaren gw nonton Ghostrider bareng Ira dekaka, minus Calys yang dedenya lagi ulum (kecian deh lo). Waktu gw mau pulang setelah maen gees, UJAN. MANTAPH. Kalo cuman gitu sih gw masih bisa nunggu ujan berenti. Eh terus abisnya perut gw sakiiiiiiit banget. Gw inget gw blom makan dari sarapan tadi. Trus, karena Leti adalah wanita yang terhormat dan bergengsi tinggi, gak mungkin kan gw muntah di PVJ? Jadi gw paksain, PULANG UJAN-UJANAN. Masih dalam batas toleransi? Okeee... Hari ini idung gw udah meler-meler gak jelas, menyebarkan virus ke manusia-manusia di sekeliling gw, menghabiskan satu pak tissue temen gw Garet (yang foto sama gw di pojok kiri atas sono), sama meper kiri meper kanan. Setelah internetan di perpus dengan tidak tahu dirinya (Kan, Leti lagi sakiiiiit *nada manja nyebelin*) pas perpusnya tutup dan gw mau pulang, UJAN LAGI. Terima kasih Tuhan, atas cobaan ini... Akhirnya, karena gw punya keahlian meramal yang luar biasa, gw tau ujan ini gak bakal berenti tanpa upeti. So, GW PULANG UJAN-UJANAN LAGI. Dunia itu memang indah, sodara-sodara. Gw gak tau, kalo keadaan gw separah ini besok, kayanya gw pengen gak masuk. Besides, besok gw gak bakal kuat lari di Pajajaran. Guuuh *sniff* Oh, mau iklan bentar ah. Temen gw baru bikin website pribadi, click here GW BISA GILA!! Tebak gw lagi pusing kenapa? Ga usah ditebak, apa lagi kalo bukan ulangan-ulangan biadab ini. Oh, by the way update bentar ah. Ada quote bodor dari Calys beberapa detik yang lalu: "Ternyata gw baru menyadari fungsi meja komputer. Buat duduk." Aduh ni anak kacau. Nyambung lagi soal ulangan. Hari ini gw ulangan Geo, B.I., Komputer, en presentasi PKN tentang Kyoto Protokol. MANTAPH. Bete abis gak sih? KENAPA DI DUNIA HARUS ADA ULANGAN??? Untuk apa gw bayar pajak selama ini?? Well.. gak ada hubungan sih. Trus, satu lagi yang gw bingung, kenapa gw malah ngetik hal-hal gak penting ini dan bukannya belajar buat ulangan. MFSOWB EDAN. Waaahhh~~ sudah hari berkasih-kasihan lagi~~ Aku jadi senang! Gak. Fuck, harusnya hari ini tuh hari yang baik. Bagus. Keren. Senang. Tapi nggak. Ada seorang brengsek yang harus merusak hari-hari gw yang indah. Bener-bener MFSOWB tuh orang. Begini ceritanya... dimulai dari hari Rabu yang indah, pagi yang cerah, langit yang biru, burung-burung berkicau ceria dan senang... Hari ini... hari kasih sayang. Seorang anak wanita keluar dari rumahnya dengan iPod terpasang di telinga. Persetan dengan burung-burung bernyanyi, pikirnya, gw mau dengerin lagunya Kahitna. Wanita ini tiba di sekolah dan bertemu dengan teman-temannya yang namanya disamarkan sebagai Calysta, Elvira, dan Karlina. "Pagi," sapanya "Dah siap neh?" "Ud..." *Penulis digebukin sama orang-orang, dirajam batu trus dilempar ke Selat Sunda* Becanda kali. Igh, ga ngerti orang ngegaring yah? Kalo gak garing ntar kebanjiran loh. Oke-oke, kepanjangan. Lagian gw juga udah ga napsu marah-marahnya. Udah dilampiaskan pada tim teroris Indigo Wolves di game Ghost Squad... Hahaha... Biarpun sempet mati, skor gw 260 rebu lebih man. LETI KEREN!! Cuman gw dikasih mandat sama Calys buat menghujat makhluk-makhluk biadab itu, supaya dia baca dan ketawa. Lieur yah, masa dia yang kesel gw yang ngehina. Teu cageur, dasar. Tapiiii, karena gw teman yang baik hati dan manis budi, gw mau menuruti mandatnya (baik hati manis budi kok menghujat orang seh?) Dalam rangka hujatan mandatan Calys, gw mau membuat naskah sumpah guru. Hendaknya setiap guru yang hendak menggurui yang digurui akan mengikuti poin-poin ini. 1. Tidak akan berbuat bodoh. 2. Tidak akan berbuat bodoh di depan murid. 3. Jikalau berbuat bodoh tidak akan menunjukkan kebodohan itu di depan murid. 4. Jikalau berbuat bodoh dan ketahuan oleh murid, udahlah ngaku aja, gak usah kaya maling ayam. 5. Kalau berbuat salah mengakulah, gak usah keukeuh sok pinter geus puguh salah. 6. Tidak akan berpura-pura mengetahui sesuatu di mana sebenarnya tidak mengetahuinya. 7. Tidak menganggap diri dewa maharaja paling tahu segalanya. 8. Jika murid mengungkapkan sesuatu, dengarkanlah, maka Anda akan didengarkan. 9. Tidak memojokkan murid, karena dengan demikian Anda berbuat sama rendahnya dengan menginjak kecoa yang sudah diinjak. Ga guna lagi. 10. Tidak lupa menggosok gigi setiap hari (penting gak sih? Penting lah ya) 11. Tidak lupa mengajari murid apa yang perlu mereka tahu, bukan apa yang bisa mereka baca di buku. Kalo mau ngajar by the text book sih gapapa, tapi jangan jadi pelajaran membaca, kayak orang terbelakang yang buta hurup. 12. Tidak lupa membayar upeti berupa nilai afektif A kepada Leti. Kayanya orang pada bingung ya ni anak ngomongin apaan. Yah, gw sih pengen cerita. Tapi ntar kalo ada anak SMAK 1 yang baca trus dilaporin kan gw mati tuh. Gak lucu banget, sekolah tinggal berapa bulan, eh di-DO. Ambil tali jemuran ntar gw. Oh ya, mumpung kita ngomongin Calys, gw jadi pengen ketawa. Gini ceritanya... Dimulai dari hari Rabu yang indah, pagi yang cerah, langit yang biru, burung-burung ber... *ditimpukin batu sama orang-orang* Hehe, gak deng gak deng. Maap atuh. Ceritanya *yang benernya* kan buat UAN/UAS praktek nanti kita tuh kudu baca puisi dari antologi tuuuh... Akhirnya kita milih antologi Chairil Anwar yang judulnya Aku Ini Binatang Jalang. Gak ada alesan apa-apa, soalnya pas gw ke Palasari dapetnya cuman itu. Eniwei, ceritanya kita disuruh milih satu puisi buat dibaca masing-masing, sama satu buat dibaca barengan. Buat yang pribadinya gw milih yang judulnya Hampa. Kenapa? Pendek sih. Hahaha. Lagian ada lagunya, jadi bisa lebih dihayati (suara dari background: "Hampa terasa, diriku tanpa dirimu..."). Duh, gak penting. Nah, trus buat yang puisi barengannya kita pilih puisi yang judulnya 1943. Aduh sumpah, ni puisi aneh banget. Gw emang bukan expert tapi, aduh-bo-tolong-dong. No offense buat fans Chairil Anwar, tapi gw sama sekali gak ngerti kenapa dia begitu fenomenal. Anyway, trus kita baca kan, baca. Kita bacanya empatan, masing-masing satu baris. Baris pertama Ira, kedua gw, ketiga Karlin, keempat Calys dan seterusnya. Trus, yang pas bagian Calys tuh paling gak nyambung. Masa kita udah ngomong "Lahir. Tegak. Berderak. Runtuh. Rubuh" or whatever itu, dia ujug-ujug sekonyong-konyong "KUNING!!" keraaas banget. Gimana gw gak ketawa kaya orang gila? Aduh bo cape deh. Haaah... ini puisi kayanya temanya perjuangan deh, kenapa gw serasa dengerin ketoprak yah? Memang tidak berjiwa Indonesiakah saya? Hm hm hm... TANGGA!!! That put aside, kemaren acara L'amour, valentine night SMAK 1 gw yang terakhir, lumayan keren juga tuh. Well, dibandingin sama Carnavalovers yah. Tapi bete juga tuh, masa gw jalan cuman sama Calys doank sih? Dua jomblo saling menghibur ini teh ceritanya? Hok cuah, hok cuah. -_-... Hahaha... no offense... Abis yang laennya datengnya malem banget. Bete banget kan? Fuh, fuh. Ahem. Well, compared to Fushigi Yuugi, ceritanya emang lebih berkualitas. Okay, so it's lacking romance. Tapi setidaknya berbobot, dibandingin Fushigi Yuugi yang shallow banget. Emang sih rada klise (superhero from a different world, ring any bell?), tapi lumayan rame kok. Cuman, yah itu. Gak ada romantis-romantisnya, huh. Paling cuma Yuuko sama Rakushuu, tapi blom ada kelanjutan, huh. Ada ficnya gak ya... Gah, so annoying But I was mistaken. It was far, far, FAR worse than that. I CAN'T STAND WIMPY BITCHES. Females with no back bones who can only cry and lament their destiny or something. Who doesn't know what to do, even if they shove it to her ass. Girls who blame everything and anything other than herself, and then cry some more. Good GOD! I mean, HAVE SOME GUTS, BITCH! Cape deh. Aduuuuh... maleeees... Gw gak tahan sama cewek yang ga bisa urus diri sendiri, trus nyalahin nasibnya sama orang laen. Emang sih cuman film, tapi KESELLLLL!!!! Dikasih pedang, eh pedangnya dibuang! DODOL!! Memang benar, ketololan seseorang tidak terbatas. Fushigi Yuugi emang heroinenya rada (atau sangat) bodoh, tapi setidaknya dia gak nangis di tiap episode. Not much of a problem solver, this bitch we have here. What is this, Roach Season? That put aside, they give me some kind of a satisfactory feeling. Hari ini saya sudah mengurangi dua populasi kecoa! Hore! Oh, and by the way, hari ini gw maen Ge-es sama si Kong, dan BERHASIL MENGALAHKAN DENGAN PENUH RASA BANGGA YANG BIADAB! Mwahahahaaahaaahaaaaaa~~~ Makan tuh skor 300 rebu lebih! Cuman ngabisin sepuluh rebu lagi. Haha! Hell, I'm good. Oh, mau nambahin soal fanfics dari post kemaren, belakangan all the time I spent in front of my computer I spend it by converting (read:pirating) DVDs and writing fics. I've already written three chapters on Air Gear (and increasing) and continued with Eyeshield. Heck, I think I'm getting good at writing smut. I thank the fine Harry Potter fic authors! Thank you, you wonders of fandom! Let there be LIGHT! Yes! Yes! YEEEESSSSS!! Ahem. Anyway, akhirnya gw pindah kembali ke kamar gw tercinta, yang tetap ceudeum rasanya. Tapiii... hidupku tak gelap lagi! Aku bisa hidup dalam CAHAYA!! Berlebihan. Oke. Haha... Tadi siang, something really weird happened. Embarassing and cornering is more like it, huaa... Guru B.I. gw yang dulu, waktu kelas satu, manggil gw dan minta gw bacain puisi buat anak-anak kelas satu DALAM BAHASA PRANCIS. Modar gue. Mana gw gak bisa nolak lagi, si Ibu udah baek banget. Mampus gue MAMPUS. Ancur udah semua imeji gw kalo mereka tau gw cuma sok bisa-bisaan aja. Kalo ada yang ngerti gimana?? Kalo ada yang tau gw salah gimana?? IMAGE GW SEBAGAI KAKAK MENTOR YANG GALAK BISA HANCUR! HANCURRRRR!! Haa... satu-satunya harapan gw adalah sang papi... yang dikaruniai multitalenta bahasa... PAPI CEPAT PULANG!!! By the way, gw lagi seneng. Hahaaa... Alasannya... FANFICS GALORE!! Gw baru dapet fanfic banyak karena dapet internet di skul... Trus, gw juga berhasil download Eyeshield21 vol 20 dan lagu Good-Bye Days yang gw cari-cari! Senangnyaaaa... Ini lagu bener-bener top... gw dengerin berkali-kali ga bosen-bosen. Suaranya YUI kereeeeen~~ Talking about songs, ada yang punya My Sugar Cat-nya Mika Nakashima gak? I really love it and I've been looking for it like hell. Kalo ada yang punya, mail gw yah? Aduh Anjingku.... Heuay, garuk-garuk, lipet selimut, nyalain tivi. Nonton Galaxy Angel bentar, trus pas Chikyuu Shojo Arjuna muter gw matiin. Kemaren dah nonton. Bangkit dari kubur... eh... sofa, gw keluar ke arah tempat cucian mau nyuci kaos kaki. Gw tengok kiri... Eh ada anjing gw. KOK BERDARAH-DARAH YA??? Gw bengong beberapa saat. Mikir apakah mata gw wipernya rusak, ato gw kebanyakan baca komik Wild Life kemaren. Setelah dipikir-pikir, kemaren gw ga baca Wild Life, wiper mata gw juga baru diservis. Disimpulkan: Anjing gw beneran berdarah-darah. Hipotesa: Tenang aja, paling lagi mens. Landasan Teori: Anjing juga kalo mens berdarah-darah. Analisa dan Observasi Data: Anjing saya laki-laki. Laki-laki (bahkan anjing) tidak mengalami menstruasi. Kesimpulan: Anjing gw gak mens. Sambil otak gw totololan akhirnya didapat hasil yang benar berupa fakta. Pasti tadi malem dia berantem. Huaduh... Susah punya anjing preman... Mending kalo berantem menang. Ini mah udah nantang, kalah lagi. Haah~. Kondisinya parah bener. Kaki belakang sama pantatnya ancur-ancuran. Untung masih nyambung. Darah di mana-mana. Trus dianya diem aja, gak gonggong-gonggong kaya biasa. Sekarang gw bingung. Dia gak mau makan. Udah dikasih dog food kalengan yang mahal punya, udah dikasih susu, udah dikasih makanan kering, udah dikasih kue marie, GAK MAU MAKAN. OMG, gimana donk. Nasi jangan ditanya. Hua anjingku.... PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR Tomorrow's the deadline for Kimnoet Special Edition... Du dudu dudu du du... I'm the head layouter (the only layouter in fact)... Du dudu dudu du du... Haven't done a thing... Du dudu dudu du du... WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??? Oh... Mm-hm? You think so? Well, I think so too. Yeah, I think I should stop procrastinating by writing this post and get to work too. The Return of the Keyboard Ahem. Anyway, karena keyboard gw yang gak bener, terpaksa beberapa posting kudu mengandalkan lifeblog di hape gw tercintras. Gw posting sekarang yaaa... SOCIALIZATION SUX. Well, that's exactly how I feel right now. I feel like I'm standing out like a sore thumb amongst perfect twinkies. Yup, no expression is better to express how I feel right now. I just... don't feel comfortable in large new communities. I feel like I'm being judged. My actions, my appearances, my speech. I feel like I'm slowly sentenced: "You freak, you don't belong here. You and your black, hairy, short self with terrible fashion sense and manners like bums." Exactly how Shrek would felt in the faraway castle in Shrek 2. Huzzah. In any case, forgive any typo. Gw baru mengalami mental breakdown yang parah yang membuat gw desperate and bored enough buat ngebongkar keyboard gw yang (niatnya sih) mau gw bersihin. Pembongkaran secara biadab pun gw lakukan. Ditemenin Animax, mulailah keyboard itu gw pretelin trus gw sikat satu-satu. So far so good. I put the screw back on and plugged it to my computer. Switch on. Input password. KOK ANGKA 5 DI NUMPAD GW GAK JALAN YAH?? Mikir. Bengong. Cabut kabel. Colokin lagi. GANTIAN ANGKA 9-NYA GAK JALAN. BAGUS. Bete. Bongkar lagi. Ga ada yang aneh. Karetnya semua di tempat. Kecuali satu yang ngacleng ke bawah sofa, tapi udah diganti kok. Ya udah pasangin lagi. Terus gw cobain nyalain compie gw gak pake keyboard. FDC failure, please press F1. GUBRAK. Yang pasti gw tau yang dia maksud F1 itu F1 yang di keyboard gw, bukan yang balapan itu. Oh great, I've just realized that I'm an antisocial sociopath and my computer is not there to help me. Oh woe is me. Darkness of Despair ...gitu deh. Paraaaaah... Geez... But nevertheless, sekarang gw merasa lebih dewasa. Huahaha. Soalnya gw udah berapa hari ini jaga rumah sendirian. Emang sih nothing too remarkable, tapi asa gimanaaaa gitu. Bye-bye Dago! Anyway, selain gw sedang melakukan dansa bahagia karena bebas dari dago tolol itu, gw lagi bete berat neh. Oma gw masuk rumah sakit. Karena gw tidurnya kebo, gw ga ngedenger apa-apa tadi malem. Eh taunya udah dibawa ke rumah sakit paginya. Sigh... For some reason I can't help but to feel guilty. Katanya sih rada gejala maag gitu, soalnya kemaren nungguin gw balik jadi belom makan. Katanya sih nungguin gw balik bawain makanan. Tapi gw bingung. Loh, kan gw ga bilang mau pulang jam berapa trus ga ada yang nitip apa-apa. Trus biasa juga gw (kan kere, miskin, dan menyedihkan) ga pernah bawain apa-apa kalo pulang. Nevertheless, I feel like the blame is mine. Oh iya, in case you're wondering kemaren gw ngapain aja ampe pulang jam 5 gitu, kemaren gw ke rumah Calys buat ngerjain tugas geo. Ceritanya mah tugas geo buat neliti soal desa gitu. Jadilah kita berempat berjalan dengan ceria menuju desa Cihanjuang (yang btw sebenernya udah diisi sama rumah mewah melulu)... Nyampe ke rumah Pak Er-Te, kitanya megep-megep, gak tau mau nanya apa. Setelah beberapa pertanyaan konyol yang sebenernya ga nyambung sama pe-er-te-an maupun tugas kita, barulah kita nyadar kalo kita salah sasaran. Kudunya ke kantor urusan desa, naha jadi ka imahna pa erte nya? Gondok, trus kita nyadar kalo kita ga bawa surat pengantar soalnya TU skul kita lagi libur. Gubrak. Ujung-ujungnya kita ke pabrik tahu DDN trus beli tahu buat digoreng bersama. Hahaha. VIRUS GOBLOK Sigh... virus dago bikin gw gila... Gw cari anti-virusnya ga ada... Cobain ke vaksin.com, error 404... Bete! Taskmanager gw ga bisa dibuka... kalo nyampe gw kudu format, I'll HUNT THAT JACKASS DOWN!!! Anyway, I think I'm suffering from some kind of MSG poisoning. It happened last Saturday. So Deuce Bigalow is being played at HBO, right, so I buckled myself in for a fun ride. Making sure everything's comfortable, I took my ammunition. 2 large packs of cheese-flavored lip-smacking finger-licking goodness, Rings. Okay, I do know these kinds of snacks will make me dull, or at least brain dead. But I hadn't thought of the risk that time. So I gobbled down the salty MSG goodness as I watch the previous show roll when all of the sudden, my head started hurting. It hurts SO MUCH that I can't keep my eyes open when TJ was trying to undo Hummer... What I did see, however, is the total hottie at the beginning of the movie. He's so HOT! Who's he? Who's HE? Okay I'm getting distracted here. Bottom line, too much MSG = BAD, stay in school kids! I'm unplugging the USB! DEVIL INCARNATE STRIKES BACK BUT THAT... THAT AUTISTIC HYPERACTIVE ACUTE ADHD ASSHOLE IS EATING ME FROM INSIDE OUT. AAAAarrrrggghhhhh FUCK THE CHILDREN!!! I HATE THEM SOOOO MUCH!! Pas lagi imut-imut sih okelah imut-imut, pas lagi amit-amit AMIT-AMITNYA SELANGIT!!! And now he's trotting around muttering gibberish that I'm sure it's some kind of a demonic language. Baru kemaren, KEMAREN BANGET, CHRISTMAS, dia.... Oh, never mind. I don't want to accuse. Emang sih di pikiran gw cuman dia yang bisa segoblok dan setolol itu, but I don't have any solid proof. You know what happened? Yang terjadi adalah seseorang (maybe that devil incarnate) smudged a blue oil permanent marker on my monitor. No, not the sides. ON THE MONITOR. ON THE DAMN GLASS SURFACE. You know, I should really control myself otherwise I would've burned him alive. For the love of God, who am I kidding. Someone get him away from me before I stuff the monitor down his throat. Talk about a Bad Hair Day I've just had my hair cut and that... that... OLD HAG... made me look like... I don't know, John Lenon or something. It's so horrid I don't think I can bear to look at the mirror for the next one month. The problem is my brother is coming tomorrow and he's STAYING for one month. I CANNOT GO OUT ANYWHERE WITH THIS KIND OF HAIR, DAMNIT!!! Gayanya batok kelapa kaya beatles gitu. Yuuuck... MARK MY WORDS, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M TAKING OTHER PEOPLE'S SUGGESTIONS ON HAIR-CUTTING. Gw ga mau ngambil foto gw sendiri sampe rambut gw panjang lagi. This is just too much. I mean, sure I don't care that much about my appereance, but still I hate to look like an idiot. Anything else that's pissing me off is the fact that she's sooo noisy. I mean, STOP TALKING AND START CUTTING, ASSHOLE. Ya iyalah beresnya lama, orang lo ngebacot melulu. Bukan masalah teliti, ya orang tolol mana sih yang motong rambutnya dua mili-dua mili. Mana beres-beres, goblok. TIGA JAM LEBIH, EDAN. Mending kalo hasilnya bagus. Udah ga usah ngebacot berguru ke Johnny Andrean segala rupa lah. Kalo motongnya kaya gini sih lo berguru ke Boboho aja sana. IT PISSING ME OFF!!!! KESEL ANJING!!! Hari ini hari paling jelek bagi gw. Rasanya gw pengen gorok tuh leher, biar diem sekalian. BAD TEMPER? YA IYALAH!!! YOU will feel the same way if somebody messes with your hair AND YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. Holiday BANZAI!!! Or so I said, tapi lagi-lagi gw keinget satu masalah besar... NILAI RAPOR GW ANCUR-ANCURAN~~~ Huaaa... gw ga berani liat rapot gw semester 1 nanti... Tanggal 20 adalah tanggal kematian gw... TUHAN TOLONG!!! Anyway, that's not the point of my post today. Pertama-tama gw mau menghujat habis-habisan channel dengan manager paling tolol di dunia, ANIMAX. I mean, it's bad enough that they DUB their movies, they're dubbing it STUPIDLY. Hello?? I thought deaf people can't have any job related to sound? WHOEVER CHOSE THAT BAD OF A VOICE GOT TO BE DEAF. (No offense to any real deaf out there, I'm half deaf myself) but have you ever heard their version of Chobits? It's stupid, bad, ugly combined. Chii's voice is beyond horrible. It's low, cold, and way different than her actual voice. It's so horrid I cannot bear to watch. At first I was going to suggest Naruto or Bleach to broadcast in Animax, but then my heart wouldn't be able to withstand the destruction of a perfectly good anime. Which reminds me, I think they're really short on the anime to show since they keep repeating the same show for a couple of times. Black Jack special started a few days ago, you know, that loli-con pedophile promotor. I mean, it's way creepy. I don't know what's going through the brain of Osamu Tezuka while he was writing this. I mean, sure the doctor is cool and all, but that... that... LITTLE MIDGET... which I'm sure is not older than 7 years old... is his (self-proclaimed, maybe) wife. I mean, isn't that a crime, even in Japan? Uuurgh.. Brings the chill down my spine. Well, my guess is Animax is trying very hard to get the permission to dub their anime, but those good-fan-concerning anime copyright holder decided to keep the language. Good for you! Oh yeah, after I finished Riviera (aced it, actually *boast*) I decided to continue playing my Yggdra Union... It didn't take long for me to realize how similar the two of them are... If I'm not mistaken the two of them are created by Atlus? No wonder... Still, RPG never dies! Amen to that! School's Out Huaaaa.... sebaaaaaaal... sampe gamenya tamat ga idup-idup lagiii.... kenapa sih kudu Fia yang dibangkitin lagi gak Ledah aja??? Kesal kesal sebel sebel.... Yeah gitu deh, Riviera gw udah tamat... Sedikit kritik sama pujian deh, review gituuu... Good Points The best thing from this game is the graphics. The background, the event CG, the character sprites are all very well made and exquisite. It's definitely one of your viewing pleasure. The sounds are very neat too. I like the music very much, but what impress me the most is the characters' catch-phrase. You know, like "I won't hold back!" or somethings like that. The voice actors, UNLIKE THOSE FROM ANIMAX, are very good. Lina, although perky and annoying, managed to adapt the cutest voice ever. Ledah's voice is totally awesome *swoon*... It's very cool and manly. Ein's voice is nice too, typical hero's voice, but very nice nevertheless. Gameplay... Well, I'm not really an expert gamer so I don't suppose I can't comment a lot on this one. Overall I like it quite a lot. The rank system really got me going, and the weaponry is quite allright. Bad Points THEY KILLED LEDAH. Need I say more? The story is somewhat cliche. You started out carrying an order to destroy Riviera and lost your memory and ended up defending Riviera until you have to fight Ledah, your own 'friend'. It turned out that Hector who was his boss WAS the villain all along and fought against him. Oh no, it's too late! Hector ressurected Seth and all those hurrying along the way was useless! But you beat Seth-Rah anyways since YOU'RE the hero and all and you live happily ever after with the female of your choice. Reminds you of something? Well the plotline reminds me a lot of The Last Samurai, that's for one. It's also quite similar to Tactics Ogre ~ The Knight of Lodis. Buuuuut, the graphics overcame those similarity so it's okay. They don't have any storage system. You can only carry 19 objects including healing objects, and you have to discard any object if you found a new object. It breaks my heart to dispose my weapons one after another... THEY KILLED LEDAH. STUPID GAME DEVELOPERS. Attacknya gila-gilaan! During the last chapter, Seth-Rah Lv.3 Attack, Armageddon and Ragnarok's damage reached 3000-something. I'm ashamed to say this, but if it weren't for my cheat codes, I wouldn't be able to end this game -_-... Abis, satu attack aja udah sama dengan total HP seluruh party gw! Yang bener aja! I can't imagine playing this on the real GBA... Overall Kalau saja Ledah tidak mati.... Haa~~~h... Overall, game ini rame bgt, but like other games, things, movies, books whatever, it have it's own shortcomings. If I were to give it stars, I'll give it a nine out of ten. Well, selaen ngomongin game gw juga mau komen soal film 'baru' Animax. Death in Exchange of Life Huaaaa.... Huaaaa.... I cannot take the grief... it's crushing my heart~~~ Huaaa... Ledah, stop dying on me... I can't believe HE'S ACTUALLY DEAD! DAMN GAME DEVELOPERS!! Ahem. Maap, maap... Terbawa suasana... Lagi maen Riviera ~ The Promised Land trus Ledah - si cakep nan cool tiada banding tiada tara - MATI! KURANG AJARRRRRR!!! And here I thought he looks just too cool for Ein... Huiks... Ilfil gw... Or so I said, but I don't even know whether he's a guy or girl. But he's still so COOL!!! *Swoon* Aaaanyway, I'm here to bring great news! Kamar gw, iya yang kaya sarang hewan langka kena angin puyuh itu, SUDAH BERHASIL GW BERESKAN!! Hehehe. I did use a lot of help tho' Can't stand the dust... But that's all in all, Akhirnya beres juga!!! Huah, senangnya.... On the latest news, kayanya sih koko gw pulang hari Kamis ini. That's two days from now. Hey, better safe than sorry yah. I just hope he can arrive safely home. To-morrow, to-morrow, to-morrow KAMAR GW MASIH BERANTAKAN, GIMANA DONK??? Huaaa~~ Karena udah kepepet niatnya sih hari ini mabal Porak... tapi ntar kalo rapot gw ditahan gimana? Nangis dah gue! Aaaargh... kalo gini caranya sih terpaksa pake senjata rahasia gw... SKS alias Sistem Kebut Sekejap!! Soal porak hari ini, ntar deh gw kasih updatenya. Masalahnya USB ini mau gw kasihin ke temen gw yang 'ada keperluan sedikit', hehehe... Money involved? Definitely, you don't even have to ask. NEwsflash! Anyway, I was watching HBO and found out that FOR GOODNESS SAKE RUNNING WITH SCISSORS WILL NOT BE PUBLISHED IN INDONESIA. Huaaaa~~~~~~ Kejiiiii..... I've been wanting to watch that movie ALL MY LIFE! Ohhhhh.... Fuck you damn censorship boards!!!! Apalagi yang maen jadi Neil Bookmannya cakeeep~~~ *swoon* Kalo gak salah sih yang maen di Brokeback Mountain. I'm more than convinced that he's gay... So I contacted Saru bout this and I quote from her last SMS: 'Hidup dvd dan cd bajakan!'. And I have to say: 'SAY YES TO PIRACY!!' MWAHAHAHAHAAAA~~ Abisnya, kan salah orang-orang sini juga donk untuk tidak mendengarkan demand dari para audience. From what I heard, perfilman Indo makin lama makin dipercupu sama LSI. Pocong gagal tayang, huah! And I said that even if I don't like horror movies! Yang sayang sih film 9 naga. Wordingsnya keren, tapi sayang harus disensor. I don't see the harm tho'. Kalo gak salah sih kaya gini: "Manusia terbaik di Indonesia adalah seorang penjahat.". Literally, that's true in several ways. But on the other way around, it makes me curious to know all about the movie. Kayanya rame buat ditonton gitu, captionnya keren. Trus udah gitu harga DVD sama VCD original itu sumpah mahal banget!! Dibandingin sama Kota Kembang en Pagarsih bisa 16 kali lipet... Jelaslah orang pilih bajakan. Kalo ada yang lebih murah ngapain yang mahal? That's the basic principle of economy, right? Lagian bener kata temen gw. If in the USA you have copyright, in Indonesia you have the right to copy... Hahaha.. It's a joke, don't take it seriously. Three cheers for slacking! *sigh* My brother's coming in like what, two days? My room is still a COMPLETE MESS. I would take it's picture but then I couldn't because the ROOM IS TOO DAMN DARK. Damn you Edison for not creating mythical lighting objects or a radiant wall material! Anyway, I WAS planning to clean the room today (It's Sunday. Need I say more?) BUT, however, my computer was very VERY tempting. Soooo I ended up playing Riviera ~ The Promised Land for like 6 hours or more until that devil incarnate appeared. I HATE KIDS! Especially those who are pesky, annoying, clingy, egoistic, crybaby, braggy, and worse than ever, CURIOUS. And this devil incarnate have them all. To make things easier for me I let him do whatever he wants and continued with my life. Anyway, so I was about to take my dog out for a walk and I couldn't find my sandals! My trusty sandals! My lovely one-of-a-kind Oakley SANDALS! It's the only one for me, it's the perfect fit! I can't do anything without it! ... okay, so I exaggerated a little bit. But still, it's missing! I looked everywhere that's possible for sandals to hide and I still couldn't find it! DAMN! Gak mungkin donk namanya sendal bisa ilang gitu ajah? Emang sekecil apa sih sampe bisa ilang? I could've sworn I wore it just yesterday! That makes me wonder. Pembokat gw rada mencurigakan gitu. I mean, when she's answering my question she doesn't look into my eyes. Trus kalo ortu gw pergi kayanya dia suka nanya-nanya SKSD gitu. Igh, males banget. Kalo misalnya sampe ketauan dia yang ngambil... tunggu aja dampratan dari gw! ENAK BANGET! Brengseeeek... tuh sandal kalo sekarang cari di Planet Surf bisa nyampe 500 rebu gitu.. FUCKER!! Huaaaaa keseeeeellll~~~~~ Torture. Pure Torture Hari ini kan Sabtu neh, mana ulum udah beres kemaren (It's good to be an IPS student! hahahahaha!!) so I (thought) that I get to enjoy a full day off although I knew it was impossible... The feelings of guilt constantly haunt and I was driven (temporarily) to clean up. Altho', as I predicted the motivation didn't last too long (I managed to sort the books and took out the old textbooks tho') until temptation reigns. I stopped for a short break to watch Law of Ueki I missed from those TV-hogging bitches. It was episode 33 or so and THEY CHANGED THE OPENING AND CLOSING SONGS! Kyaaah~~ Well personally I like the first song better (Falco) but then the second opening is not that bad. I love the ending song very much tho' I didn't quite get the title (It was Kimi... something something). As for the clips, I couldn't help but ponder why Team Marylin was on the opening clip... It's kinda hard to think how significant they are to be put on the clip... Then again, Anon didn't get much portion so maybe, just maybe, they're going to change the clip everytime the opponent change. Yeah, right. For the closing clip, I have to offer a four thumbs up! I love the colors! And the song matches nicely too... Ueki looks really handsome in here (*swoon* I never knew he would look good in red since it'll look like a Christmas Tree but I have to admit I'm wrong!) and Ai looks cute in blue too. Hideyoshi is a bit discriminated in here (he's not animated, poor monkey) but he still functions as a comic relief so it's okay. Talking about clips, I can't help but to swoon at the creativity of the opening clips in Honey and Clover. The first one, the one with the cakes, practically left me staring blankly without blinking. I don't know which is more creative, the designer or the chef... The prawn surprised me on the first time. The second opening clip, although with the same song is beautiful as well. It's very cute, scenic, and, well... blue. Nothing compares to a spring's sky I suppose. Anyway, going back to The Law of Ueki. I was watching episode 33 and got the strangest idea ever. Ueki and Li Hou is... kinda good together, yanno? Gak tau, asa gimanaaaa gitu. Kebanyakan baca yaoi? Mungkiiiin... Bukan mungkin lagi dink, kayanya mah itu... Abisnya kayanya mereka bisa jadi pasangan pelawak yang bagus... huahaha. Watching them fight there inspires me to do a doujin. You better thank God I can't draw. Hmm, gw jadi mikir. Kenapa di ff.net gak ada (sama sekali! GILA!) fanfic Ueki no Housoku yah? I mean, think about it. Sano sama Renko itu udah JELAS BANGET (you have to be BLIND not to see it) punya feeling for each other. Hello, the hint is all over the damn episode? Ueki's obsession for Kobasen is questionable too... Aaand I always thought Robert was a sadistical and homicidal maniac, but the way he speaks... kinda... feminine. Anyway, maybe it's just for my sho-ai infested brain, but I see hints all over... Maybe it's just a symptom from reading too much yaoi. I really have to cut it short... (who am I kidding, I'm reading one right now). So that's it for today, I need to start cleaning again... just after a few more manga... A blast from the past I was cleaning up my old stuffs, and found my late mother's belongings. All I can think about was "I wish she was still here." I know it's wrong, if I can't let go she wouldn't be happy with that either. But still. It hurts remembering her so I forgot her instead. I try my best not to think of the life I used to have and tried to concentrate on what I have now. The problem is the things I have now STINKS. Frankly speaking, I need a new life. I've been thinking. About my disposition in life. I've misplaced myself, and I never felt like fixing it. It's wrong? I know that already. 7 deadly sins: greed Gw hari ini dimsum all you can eat di Imperial, en kita empatan (Calys, Karlin, Ira and me) ngabisin empat puluh porsi... Huegh... eneg... Dirinci: Lumpia Udang Kulit tahu 5 porsi, Udang Kristal Mayones 5 porsi, ha kao 7-8 porsi, siomay 5 porsi, salad mangga 3-4 porsi, hisit 5 ato 3 gitu, trus puding tahunya 7 porsi... Hasilnya, you don't want to imagine... Sorry we were too busy eating to take any pictures. Anyway, gw udah bolak balik ke WC 10 or so kali, en sampe mau muntah sampe gw ga kuat jalan pulang. Moral from this post: Kalo makan all you can eat jangan barbar teuing mentang-mentang harga sama, or you will suffer from the same destiny as me and it wasn't pretty, let me tell you... *Glurp*... Second moral from this post: It is a bad idea to go to an All You Can Eat Buffee with a bloated stomach... Gw kemaren masuk angin (gara-gara EPRPAUNB yang ga sempurna itu) en perut gw udah nyut-nyutan (kaya kepala ajah), tapi gw maksa. Aji mumpung gitooeee.... On another issue, hari ini kayanya 'keluarga' gw mulai Spring Cleaning. Well, winter cleaning is more like it. I've put up the Christmas Tree too. Alhasil, sekarang ruang kerja gw jadi bersih! Yeaaah... I guess a little push never hurt... Hanya semoga SEMOGA SEMOGAAAAA gw bisa beresin kamar gw. KAMAR GW SUPER CEUDEUM! Pokonya bawaannya kalo dah masuk kamar gw pasti ngantuuuk gitu, gelap soalnya. Mending kalo remang-remang kaya di kafe (eh, ga enak juga denk), ini mah ceudeum-ceudeum ga jelas gitu, kaya senantiasa malem... Bisa sih sebenernya buka gorden, tapi kamar gw jendelanya kan ngehadap jalanan. Ntar striptease gratis lagih! Males banget kan?? Ternyata bangun (ke)pagi(an) itu gak enak Eniwei, jadi gw bangunnya kepagian. Setel weker di hape jam 3 pagi, jam setengah 1 gw udah bangun. Rencana hati sih pengen belajar sejarah, mengabdi demi bangsa dan negara (naon seh) tapi apa daya teu asup-asup. Huks. Jadi gw bergelung di kasur gw yang setengahnya basah gara-gara hujan yang tak tertampung EPRPAUNB dengan bantal boneka teman selamanya gw dan selimut kerupuk gw DAN MASIH UJAN JUGA. Kurang ajar, ujannya gak tau sikon banget sih. Udah gitu karena gw mulai tersisih oleh air dari EPRPAUNB yang tidak bisa menampung aer ujan nan bocor dengan sempurna gw jadi makin ke bawah makin ke bawah sampe akhirnya bantal teman selamanya gw ngegelosor ke bawah en kepala gw kejedot. Huaaa... kau kejam sekaliii... Jadi begitulah saudara-saudara, ternyata kesiangan itu gak enak, tapi kepagian juga gak enak. Marilah kita budayakan masyarakat on-time seperti Laksamana Yamamoto yang gugur di Bougenville dekat Irian Jaya dalam perjalanannya ke Pertempuran Laut Karang. Yeah! Hapal! Kids are from hell I had it with this family. I need a new one. Anybody willing? Everyday my life just become more and more hollow, and instead my hatred is building up. I just want to butcher each and every one of them. I don't even feel like I'm the same species as them, much less a family. Who else am I kidding, this whole 'family' concept itself is bullshit. This is not a family. Heck, they're predators waiting for me to weaken and die. Well, if it's going to happen, it won't happen because of the likes of them. I WILL NOT LET THEM HAVE THEIR PLEASURE. On a far nicer, lighter topic than this living hell I'm living in (man, that's a mouthful) tomorrow I'm going on a DIMSUM!! Hell yeah! I wanted to post the photo from my last time eating dimsum in Cing Wan which happened like, ages ago. Dysfunctional family, remember? But apparently I messed up with the script and now I can't put images... Anybody willing to help please? I'm begging you... Ugh... other than that... Sorry, I feel an insult coming... I'm listening to the Japanese band wannabe called J-rock. Maap ya, maap beribu maap buat yang ngefans, tapi... NAJIZ AMAT SIH LAGUNYA????? Holy mother of all the motherfucking bitches, JIJAY!! Gw dengerin lagu yang Ceria itu, LARUKU banget sih??? Kok bisa-bisanya sih band Indonesia tapi ngambil alirannya J(apanese)-rock. GOOD GAWD! It might sound hypocritical, tapi ORIGINAL DIKIT DONK!!! Pantesan lo ga gede-gede! Jauh mendingan Cola Float seribu kali lipet! Teladanin Project Pop aja deh, nyanyiin Indovers! At least they're not some other country wannabe but sings in their mother language... Oh, setelah hinaan dan cercaan itu, kayanya gw mau muji sesuatu deh. Talking about the new band Cola Float. I really like their songs, mellow, kinda typical, but still catchy anyway. Their album is titled 'IKUZE!' or something like that, but don't get them wrong. They're not some Japanese wannabe who deliberately mimics j-rock bands, hint. But one of their songs contain one song fully sung in Japanese. The title was Aishiteru or I Love You. Cliche? VERY. Buuuut, it's mellow and it sounds good to my ear so it's okay. Enough with the compliment and insult, besok gw mau ulum sejarah. My brain is working extra hours to input these damn datas... Don't get me wrong, I like history. It's interesting and distracting enough from those damned assholes outside. Oh yeah, lately it's been raining heavily in Bandung. I like rain a lot, the sound calms the heart. BUT, what I don't like is the water dripping from a leak in my ceiling. Just this morning I woke up with my bed wet (NO, I didn't wet my bed) because the ceiling was leaking RIGHT ABOVE my head. Great. Contaminated water on my bed. Fuck me, just fuck me. So, after taking all the precautions neccessary to absorb the water (I used newspaper, old test paper, cloth, plastic binder, and even a tampon (it works great!)) I finally went extreme and moved a large plastic bucket ON MY BED. If I'm not crazy, I don't know what I am. What's making me worried is my brother arrival. I can't welcome him with a PLASTIC BUCKET ON MY BED! I NEED TO STOP!!! Hueh... gw pusing... koko gw tercinta mau pulang tanggal 12 nanti, tapi kamar gw masih kaya sarang hewan langka yang baru kena angin puyuh... Niat sih niat mau beresin kamar, tapi begitu gw naek ke rak atas (buat ngebersihin plushie-plushie gw tercinta) itu namanya debu udah masuk ke setiap lubang dan pori-pori di badan gw. This is a violation of my rights!! Gitu deh, gw alergi debu abis-abisan... Kalo udah mau beresin kamar pasti deh kudu korban mata bengkak sama idung kaya air keran... Tapi! I need to do this! I need to! I NEED TO STOP PROCRASTINATING!! ...Or so I said... It's harder to do it than to say it, I know, thank you for reminding me. Huah... Other news... Ampun pada kalian semua yang ngebaca blog gw karena gw tau gw nge-updatenya luamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa banget... Maap maap... akses internet gw terbatas banget. Udah internet di skul lelet, trus suka dipake maen SRW lagi sama temen-temen gw! Huh! *evil glare* On another subject, I'm starting to pamper my friendster a little bit. Buat siapa aja or whoever who wants to add me, just input my e-mail: [email protected]. In case you're wondering which one is me, just try to find one with the coolest profile.... hehehe... Speaking bout friendster... Lately there's a bithy biatch starting a fight with my friend... And I was thinking of a method for her to regret every single insult she spewed... hee hee hee... Any ideas folks? I got several, but I won't post it here. Siapa tau si makhluk budug itu lagi baca. Hey bitch, in case you're reading: Go back to the pits of hell where you came from you motherfucking son of a whoreson bitch! Cuah! That's a good stress relief. Untung aja ada dia, jadi I got a channel to relieve the excess stress. Ha! In your face, shitface! Justice Sometimes Seems Unfair Anyway, hari ini tempat-tempat rame lagi pada dipenuhin orang-orang Jakarta. Hmmm, makes me wonder. Don't they have shopping malls there in Jakarta? Bigger ones even. WHY DO THEY CAME ALLLLL THE WAY FROM JAKARTA JUST TO GO TO SHOPPING MALLS IN BANDUNG (which by the way, have less vendors than they have there)? Funny world we live in. Ngomongin the irony of life, it reminds me of the anime I watched today at Animax. Before I move further, I offer my greatest and sincerest insult to the channel itself. IT RUINED EVERY ANIME IT SHOWS. Well, except Steamboy. I kinda approve that one. Well, why don't you for once used a qualified DIFFERENT dubbers (IF you have to dub it) for filling in the voice of the characters? I mean, astaga. Barusan gw nonton 3 film, kalo lo merem suaranya SAMA! Gila! Edan! Kurang duit yah? Gak bisa ngegaji pengisi suara apah?? Malahan, kalo gak salah, Girl from Hell (Jigoku Shojo) episode 4, satu orang ngisi suara DUA KARAKTER. GOOD GAWD. Continue rantings about a bitch called dub, I'll scoop it down to AnimaX dubs. Well some people said that the voice actors are quite good. Okay, I'll give you my criteria of a good dub: 1. The dialogue are coherent, precise, and doesn't change the plot or the situation on the scene or episode. HELL NO. I think I would pluck all my hairs out if I hear another "You know what...?" or "But I think..." or "So *insert stupid dialogue here* huh?". I watched Gunslinger Girl today and altough I offered a thumb up for showing the blood and violence (I heard 4kids censored the violence in ONE PIECE. Uuurgh... I mean, 70% of One Piece's episode are filled with fighting, sacrificing, and violence. Can't really imagine you censor it) where Jean cut a guy's ear off, the dialogues are waaaaaaay off. I own the subbed VCD and when I compare it, it's like they're talking about two completely different things. Especially for animes such as Gunslinger Girl with the intense political context, this is very annoying. Still, the most annoying part of the dialogues are THE CONSTANT USE OF QUESTION TAGS. GYAAARGHHHH... MABOK GUE!! Oh, and they changed some of the names there too (for example, in Gokusen, the students actually call Yamaguchi Yankumi, as the acronym of Yamaguchi Kumiko) 2. The voice are suitable For this point, I approve. But there were some who are way off, for example Yankumi's grandfather in Gokusen. Gila itu suara ga banget!! Gueeeehhhh.... Suaranya kayak Kamesennin di Dragon Ball! Suara kakek-kakek mau mati! Plis donk, kakeknya Yankumi itu kan Yakuza dengan influence super guedheee... Ga bisa nyari suara yang rada berwibawa dikit ya? Suara yang ga banget lagi tuh (seluruh) suara kastingnya Recca no Hono ato Flame of Recca. Astaganaga.... yang ini gw muntah darah banget. FLAME OF RECCA ITU ANIME BAGUS! KEREN! FAVORIT GW DULUNYA! KENAPA SEKARANG JADI SEPERTI INIIIIII??? Semuanya, mulai dari Recca, Hime, Fuuko, Domon, dst dsb dkk GA ADA YANG PAS SUARANYA! Kedengeran pisan dibuat-buatnya, terutama si Recca. Jijay banget sampai gw ga kuat liat lebih dari dua episode. However, I have to say that most voices are suited (altough used over and over and over and over and over and over again). Terutama, gw paling suka suaranya Enma Ai (by the way, namanya eNma Ai, bukan EMMA AI seperti kedengarannya) di Jigoku Shojo. Suaranya SAMA banget sama suaranya yang nge-dubbing Sakura (CCS dan Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle) dan Mikan Sakura (Gakuen Alice). Tapiiii, karena suara dan intonasinya gak maceuh en ngewa kaya peran-peran yang lainnya, maka kedengerannya keren. 3. The intonation brings the situation Hello?? They're called VOICE ACTORS for a reason. Their VOICE must be able to ACT. This point is not yet fulfilled. Hum, mungkin gw masih keeneg-eneg sama Flame of Recca jadi gw sentimen kayanya ya, tapi intonasinya mereka tuh amburadul banget. If you compare it to the original (undubbed and unruined version) you'll cough blood as well. Maybe I'm being skeptical or prejudice, but it's how I feel. And I am very concerned. Aduh, jadi ngomongin soal dubbing, padahal rencana gw bukan itu lho. Biarin deh. By the way, in case you're wondering why I'm still watching this crappy channel altough I know it spells shit, it's because I'm still hoping. Hoping that someday, the board leaders of Animax will realize the wrong path they have walked down to and once again bring the japanese language back to the japanese animation. Anyway, today is Thursday. Jadi barusan gw nonton my all time favorite, UEKI NO HOUSOKU! Kyaaaah!! Anime super keren!! (even with the dumb dub). Satu kalimat yang (lumayan) nanclep adalah kalimatnya Inumaru waktu ditarik ke neraka. "Justice sometimes seems unfair." Too much spare time = UBER PROCRASTINATING Other than that, sekarang lagi libur Lebaran nih! Woohoo! Hehe, boy I do love vacations... Oh yea, btw, you probably notice the sudden change of language. Hum... Gw lagi baca novel/biografi/blog someone nan bernickname Kambingjantan and I thought... Hey, blogging using your own language is not that bad... And so, jadi deh bahasanya campur-campur. Ga pa pa kan? Kambingjantan (whose real name is Raditya Dick-a whatever itu), if you're reading this, don't take it as an act of plagiarism ya, I'm not copying your post dude. Besides, kalo ada yang niruin lo kudunya bangga donk, tandanya kan your thing is cool enough to copy. Still on the subject on bahasa, gw jadi inget kata-kata temen gw Ira (I luv u girl!). Konon kata dia kalo maki orang pake bahasa Indonesia rasanya jadi lebih puas en lebih nancep. Oh iya? Well, gw udah cobain sih emang bener. Lebih puas ngomong "Bangsat Cilik Perempuan" daripada "Fornicating Female Bitch". Hmm... nice theory. Emang sih, kalo make bahasa Inggris kan kedengerannya masih ada keren-kerennya. Babi-babi anoreksia gituan mau dikeren-kerenin! Hah! Eat shit and die of shit-poisoning you fornicating female bitches! Still, tapi ga tau gimana (emang ga nasionalis kali yaaa...) I feel more comfortable using English. Which... is a good thing I suppose, considering where I'm going for my college. Nyambung soal college, kemaren ada yang nawarin kuliah di Kanada. Sheridan college gitu yak? Presentasinya sih keren, uang sekolahnya selangit!!! 14 rebu gitu! Monyoooonggg.... tiga kali college yang gw incer di Cupertino... Which reminds me... anybody here planned on going to De Anza next year? Let's be friends then! I have no relation or acquitances whosoever there... sob sob... Talking about America, koko gw pulang taun ini! YEAH! Fellas, let's pray that the situation in Indonesia are stable... we don't want anyone burning down the embassy. Which reminds me, katanya si Bush (yeah, that brainless little prick) mau ke Indo? I always know he's suicidal, but if his arrival is messing up my brother's return... well there's no telling what I'd do. Putting those matters aside... I'm quite into arcade games now. It all started from a new mall in Bandung. Braga Citiwalk itu lho... Dia punya arcade baru kaya Gamemaster gitu yang kosooooong banget. Nah, gitu kan asik, bisa latihan DDR tanpa malu-maluin... kan ga ada yang ngeliatin... hehehe... Anyway, sekarang gw lagi latihan Ghost Squad neh. Helps me release the anger inside... hehe. About the new layout and the new feature ya... Hnn.. Gw lumayan kagum ama diri gw yang super bosenan. Karena gw udah bosen sama layout yang gw buat, en sekarang lagi bikin baru lagi. Gah.. don't kill me for that. Berikutnya karena layout ini sangat sangat terang, mungkin berikutnya gw mau bikin yang rada gore en gothic gitu... baru dapet brush baru, hehe. What do you think? Light and sweet or Dark and goth? And for the new feature, most likely I don't have the time to make new games so instead you get crappy fanfictions and stories. Most of which have already published somewhere, probably on my school magazine and Indonesian assignment. Enjoy yah! I admit I'm not that good of a writer, but I do like how my stories turned out, and I hope you do too. Decisions, decisions Tell you what, I'll put up a poll here to decide which layout to take! Uh-huh.... I'm a genius... WE LIVE IN A G( "Is Tom Cruise Really Gay? We pose the eternal question again: Is Tom Cruise gay? First off, Cruise originally wanted to become a Catholic priest. OK, we could end our witch hunt right here and now if we wanted to. Catholic priest? It's practically a requirement to like boys if you become a priest. But peel the onion further, and you'll uncover many layers of Cruise's gay tendencies. He's never sired children (he claims infertility, ex-wife Mimi Rogers says otherwise). Then there were those claims that he didn't know how to get it on during the filming of Eyes Wide Shut, and we haven't even mentioned his haircut. Now we present a detailed filmography of his work and take a look into the depths of young Cruise's tap dance on the fence of the gay and not-so-gay lifestyle. Magnolia (1999) The Gay Plot: There are several plots intertwined in this freaky movie, but there's only one plotline we were interested in following: Cruise's plotline. In Magnolia, he plays a motivational speaker, only his motivational speaker doesn't lecture on how to succeed in business, he lectures on how to treat women like crap. It's obvious he has a beef with the ladies. Gay Tendencies: It's obvious, isn't it? Cruise is so deep in the closet, he's a raving lunatic homophobe. He also wears faggy leather vests and sports the kind of ponytail that even normal gay guys call femme. His Memorable Gay Dialogue: "Respect the cock!" Big-Ass Ham Says: "This was one film where Tom Cruise really made me nervous-like his character would have butt sex with me and then fag-bash me and leave me for dead. I personally know a lot of gay guy friends who got off on this Cruise character, but he seemed too much of a gay basher for my taste." Eyes Wide Shut (1999) The Gay Plot: Cruise becomes obsessed with having a sexual encounter after his wife (Kidman) admits to having sexual fantasies about another guy she met. She then berates him for dishonesty in not admitting to his own fantasies. This sets him off into unfulfilled encounters with a dead patient's daughter and a hooker. Only a gay guy like Tom Cruise couldn't get laid in a movie like this. Gay Tendencies: Tom Cruise wanders around New York for a night trying to get laid-and never gets laid! Does that tell you anything? His Memorable Gay Dialogue: Alice Hartford: "There is something very important we need to do as soon as possible." William Hartford: "What?" Alice Hartford: "Fuck." (Only Tom Cruise has to ask "What?" after a question like that.) Big-Ass Ham Says: "I really have no comment about this one. I was really upset when Tom didn't get nude it in that orgy scene. I felt like asking for my money back at the theater when I saw it." Interview with the Vampire (1994) The Gay Plot: In what's easily Cruise's gayest movie ever, Louis (Pitt) loses a recent bride and child and wants nothing more than to end his life. Lestat (Cruise) decides to give him the choice to be a vampire. Louis accepts and begins his descent into the immortal but hellish life of a vampire. Like a gay guy trying to make a straight guy his lover. Gay Tendencies: Please! You could cut the gay tension with a dull dildo. His Memorable Gay Dialogue: Lestat de Lioncourt: "No one could resist me, not even you, Louis." Louis de Pointe du Lac (Brad Pitt): "I tried." Lestat de Lioncourt : [ smiling ] "And the more you tried, the more I wanted you." Big-Ass Ham says: "This and Sparticus are two of my more favorite homoerotic movies ever!" A Few Good Men (1992) Gay Role: Lieutenant Daniel Alistair, Lieutenant Kaffee The Gay Plot: A Few Good Men, a phrase Cruise has surely said to himself many a night, is another one of those boring, all-too-familiar military court room drama snoozefests. But there are a lot of gay undertones to this one too. Notice all the butch military guys with their rent-boy hairdos and snug uniforms. Watch as the military guys on trial give each other those knowing looks that only the love that dare not speaks its name can produce. Gay Tendencies: Oddly enough, there aren't many. Cruise does his best ever to act like a heterosexual guy as he yells like a lumberjack at alpha male Jack Nickolson. He didn't fool us though. His Memorable Gay Dialogue: Lieutenant Kaffee: "Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?" Big-Ass Ham says: "C'mon, Tom Cruise in a military uniform? It's what flaming gay guys like me have wet dreams about." © 2000 SYNGE.com. All Rights Reserved." DESPAIR, DESPAIR, DESPAIR 
Life is a big wheel folks.And I'm at the bottom right now. So all of the sudden these problems came rushing in and I don't know why. Maybe it's not the problem's problem. It's because all of the sudden I stopped caring. I became careless (both literally and illiteraly), proscratinator (like 10 levels higher than the usual proscratinating), and I feel like I just want to refuse all the responsibility (which I actually brought to myself). I don't know. It's as if I want to stop... being involved in anything. Maybe it's just boredom. Maybe it's just... Simply anxiety and boredom I suppose. It's as if I don't want anything to do with other people and I just want to be alone. And then all I want is solitude. Watching TV alone, reading books alone, play my computer along. The irony is, I have to have a lot of public relationship for the project I'm having now. And I'm starting to have more friends (again). And to think that maybe I caught agoraphobia. It's sickening. That everyday when I get up and go to school I have to wear a new mask. Just because I don't want to lose what I already have now. And it's not like I have much anyway. What's my problem if you may ask? Well, of course you may: FUCKING BAD CONNECTION Okay so here I am, determined to tell him somehow, and get this fucking weight off my chest while at the same time download more eyeshield to my amusement and boy, am I amused less than annoyed. What saved me from the boredom was my friend Reggy's blog which contains hilarious posts... Aww... I could never beaten him.. XD MID-YEAR RESOLUTION I've mailed him today.At least I told him how I felt... and I felt better already. I've already landed. I have to let go, and I did. I met God two days ago. Not literally, mind you. More like... emotionally. He gave me the courage to finish this matter once and for all. Yup, I decided to finish everything. |
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