Quotes Stinking to High Heaven

Laina: "My character worries me."
Miss Aylott: "Why's that?"
Laina: "Well, for starters, she flirts with every guy she comes across. First Dickon, then Colin, and then even Ben! He's an old geezer! That's just disturbing..."

Erin: "Did you see John? He looks so pathetic and sad! It makes you just want to hug him!"
Laina: "No it doesn't! That stuff makes him look like the space vampire from Mars. It makes you want to run far, far, FAR away!"

"My feet don't smell like feet!!! What are you talking about?" -Laina

Mr Berkley: "And where does you blood get the oxygen from?"
Sarah: "Your nose."

"The musical is called 'Scary Harry and the Canabalistic Nun Who Ate Him'." -Kara

"The corner.... is where I belong." -Laina

"Step on me. I will get on your shoe. I came out of your dog's butt." -Brooke

"The best way to start, is never to stop." -Louisa

"TALK TO THE BUTT!" -Brooke and Laina

"I am NOT a bug! (zzzz.. *splat*)" -Laina and Suzi

"Confused... confused.. confused... NO!" -Laina

"Oh.. everybody's got a water buffalo..." -Laina (originally sang by Larry the Cucumber)

"You are not allowed to call me any unauthorized nicknames. You may call me either 'John' or 'Sir'." -John

"It pains." -Suzi and Brooke

"The man sighed... and then I smelled this strange smell...." -Suzi

"Emergency! Emergency!" -Laina and Suzi

"Of course it was attractive! It was ME!" -Laina

"Air not solid! Air gas!" -Laina (as the rejected scientificness cave-woman)

"The trash can bit me! Gosh.. even the trash cans are possessed." -Laina

"Oh wow!... its... crap..." -Laina

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