Larry the Cucumber
The Water Buffalo Song

Everybody's got a water buffalo,
Your's is fast but mine is slow
Where'd we get them I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh everybody's got a-

Archibald:
Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

Narrator:
This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...

Larry:
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo
Your's is pink but mine is blue.....