DOG PROPERTY LAWS

****1. If I like it, it's mine.
****2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
****3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
****4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
****5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
****6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
****7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
****8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
****9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
****10. If it's broken, it's yours.