This unique and strange site lists a ton of things to do with a tortilla chip. If you have any ideas, send them to [email protected]!
#1 Tape a tortilla chip to your finger. If you get stranded on a deserted island, at least you'll have an edible finger nail!
#2 Need sawdust for some reason? Take two tortilla chips and rub them together. (Remember doing this during snack time in kindergarten??)
#3 Feed it to Harrison Ford. Maybe he'll eat so many that he'll instantly get hooked and a tortilla chip will pop out of his head. (ANY new head/ face would be an improvement for THAT dweeb!)