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"In some awful, strange, paradoxical way, atheists tend to take religion more seriously than the practitioners." Jonathon Miller
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." Henry David Thoreau
"I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I
am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying." Charles C. Finn
"Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night." Isaac Asimov
"Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships." James Shubert
"We were sitting on a bus from Hillcroft on a trip, or something, and I asked Josh his lifelong goal. He told me it was to stick his entire hand up a woman's vaglna. And then he promptly diagramed the method with which he would attempt this great feat. He said you just go one finger at a time and let it expand. And that's all I have to say about Josh Brenner." Michael Bullers
"I refuse to be labeled immoral merely because I am godless." Peter Walker
"No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head." Terry Josephson
"Writing is easy. All you have to do is sit at a typewriter and open a vein." Walter Wellesley "Red" Smith
"If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament." Florynce Kennedy, 1973
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated." Confucius
"We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up." Christopher Morley
"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs." Bill Maher
"As I was sitting in my chair,
I knew the bottom wasn't there,
Nor legs nor back, but I just sat,
Ignoring little things like that."
Hughes Mearns
"Knock on the sky and listen to the sound." Zen Proverb
"Alice came to a fork in the road. 'Which road do I take?' she asked.
'Where do you want to go?' responded the Cheshire cat.
'I don't know,' Alice answered.
'Then,' said the cat, 'it doesn't matter.'"
Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
"Music is an outburst of the soul." Frederick Deluis
"It seemed to be a necessary ritual that he should prepare himself for sleep by meditating under the solemnity of the night sky... a mysterious transaction between the infinity of the soul and the infinity of the universe." Victor Hugo
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." E.L. Doctorow
"I am a part of all that I have met. " Alfred Lord Tennyson
"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. " Andre Gide
"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet." Roger Miller
"There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go." Tennessee Williams
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." John Lennon
"People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds, it is something one creates." Thomas Szasz
"I know well what I am fleeing from but not what I am in search of." Michel de Montaigne
"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say." Ana�s Nin
"Everything you can imagine is real." Pablo Picasso
"The night walked down the sky with the moon in her hand." Frederick L. Knowles
"Every man's memory is his private literature." Aldous Huxley
"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." George Bird Evans
"There's no such thing as too late. That's why they invented death." Out to Sea
"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." Henry David Thoreau
"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." Ray Bradbury
"One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me." Jack Handey
"Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces." Sigmund Freud
"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!" Dr. Seuss