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| "To me, coming from you, friend is a four letter word. End is the only part of the word that I heard, call me morbid, or absurd. But, to me, coming from you, friend is a four letter word." --Cake | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Liz | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jesus loves you, everybody else thinks your an asshole (fucking typo) If they didn't stick cheerios in lucky charms it's go FOOMP!...I love it when it Lizzles... Siz? Siz Lineberg??...FAKE JEW!... Dress me up Jesus!...Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!...Mmmm ramen noodles... "HOW ARE YOU ON TURNS?" "PRETTY DAMN GOOD!" ...icicle???...blah blah blah boobs blah blah blah proscenium blah blah blah..."does my hair look cute?" "no it looks brown and boring"....james is your boyfriend? you never met him, dumb ass! ...we need, uh, gas money. gas-- pot--- whatever... clerks!...egg rolls after dance class :) ...."your hair looks cute." "so does WHAHAHA, uh, sorry".... first chair fluties, hehe ...wonder balls.... gum makers? yeah, we rock, hands down.... your brownies are faaaar more superior than my brownies... SNL, every saturday night, because we're losers... MARIO KART!... "wait, why isnt mario kart working?" "doh!"...the douche!...pom pom zombies!..."LIZ! LIZ! LIZ! LIZ!" "WHAT???" "oh, nevermind."... jesus dieted for 40 days (that's because he was nailed to a cross.) ...taco eating contest! you put the kosher in jew... flickerball-- wheeee... let's play what's-the-worst-that-can-happen!... way to be melissa... mmm maryland boys and they're smoked up bathroom... i hate you deleware! go to fooking hell! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| to the girl that lives two-doors-down, the one i played town with, and store, and learned to play the flute with. the one who has a pickle fetish, and a strong affinity towards jesus-jokes. the girl who i ate ramen noodles with, who let me borrow harry potter, who reminded me time and again of the value of life, after multiple near death experiences in a certain black mazda protege. the girl i played skinny people with, barbie's with, and mario kart with. who bitched at me and smacked me, who i teased and belittled. the girl that walked me half way.i love it when it lizzles. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Lauren | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I WANT MUTANT CHILDREN... Niaaah... Lauren why don't you move up to Farview since all your friends and lovers live here... Oooops!... "I look fat" "SHUT UP WHORE" (repeat this a lot)... What? Someone has no talent?!... I'll show you Ain't Misbehavin', Droopy... The Best Friends... Brown haired blue eyed muscular guys... Or gay guys... Ooops... Noise noise noise smoking weed smoking weed doing coke drinkin beer drinkin beer beer beer rollin fatties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if the money doesn't show than you owe me owe me owe.... Why are the hot ones gay-- or named Angus?... Cheap ass roses for everyone! I love you Sam's Club!... Oops again!... Why do'nt we smoke up with Karen? That girl is fucking awesome... What's going on down here!... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!... Yay, people!... It's so nice to know that both of our Dad's were potheads. Comforting, really... I thought the silent treatment meant you don't talk to the person? ...Ooops!... TAM-BOR-EEN... "I put on some make-up, turn on the 8-track. I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Suddenly I'm Miss BeeHive 1963 until I wake up and I turn back to myself"... Daily Planet thrice... Speeding on the taconic... Fucking lack of Conneticuit street signs (those fucking assholes)... Not dying on our road trip... Knowing the Greatful Dead because we're very good daughters... I'm a Single Threat. What now?!... Ooops!... Way to say'way to'... Lauren! Jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it!... Hot tub it up, baby... What grossly untalented? Perversly untalented?... Ahh no room.... OOPS! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| what? the bible code?? thanks for always being there, for those certain late night after midnight calls full of tears and pain. i love you, i honestly love you! ...do the voice! ...do the voice!... if you're gonne date an anorexic girl, look at it as a plus-- cheap date. eh? ...yes, mike, dave really is.... DR PHISH!... human-analytical-bio-thereputic-theral-ology?...go back to camp. every year i shall bother you, boy. | |
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| "We were sitting on a bus from Hillcroft on a trip, or something, and I asked Josh his lifelong goal. He told me it was to stick his entire hand up a woman's vaglna. And then he promptly diagramed the method with which he would attempt this great feat. He said you just go one finger at a time and let it expand. And that's all I have to say about Josh Brenner." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| My very own invisible girl!... "Ma, Pa, I have something to tell you. I'm gay. But don't worry, there's a support group. Puh-FLAG!" ... Can we say jailbait?... Do you like Swedish meatballs? I like Swedish meatballs. Mary likes Swedish meatballs too, BABY!...We put the Jew in junior counselor...cock tease? me? hells no! ... Harry Potter rocks... BAM BAM!... Two Jews, a gentile and a delicatessin... "YO!"... Jethro Tull... Hard Lemonade... "Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? I LOVE YOU!"... Two plums and a banana... Superstar!... Flirt lists to make us feel better... Cut and paste uterus... Stump Beth... Spice Girls?... Hey buddy!... MOREIGOR MOREIGOR MOREIGOR!... One time, at band camp... Lcuky!... I can't whisle ::spits between two fingers:: ...Good times, good times... Blister in the sun... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| choose your own friend :) |
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