CANADIAN FAMILIES
Two families move from Pakistan to Canada. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet--in a year's time, whichever family has become more Canadian will win. A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing hockey, I had Tim Horton's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a six-pack for tonight. How about you, eh?" The second guy says, "Fuck you, Packie."