HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears. "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang-but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief."But ...what happened to your other ear?"
"The son-of-a-bitch called back"