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It is morning Kyoto and Patrick has arrived for the very first time.
Patrick is alone and must reach his destination on his own. He looks at a map.

PATRICK: This map doesn't make any sense.
Patrick scratches his head in thought.

PATRICK: Where am I?
Patrick then hears what seems to be an oversized group of  Japanese girls.

PATRICK: Maybe I can ask for directions.
Although Patrick was positive there were a herd of Japanese girls behind him, He realizes it was only three of them.

PATRICK: Umm, excuse me

MAYUMI & KATSUMI: Ohio guozaimas!

IZUMI: Ohio, Halee Pottah.*

PATRICK: Haylee Pottah?...Ohh, Harry Pot...
The girls attack Patrick in a fanatic frenzy.

PATRICK: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Patrick lies on the ground, defeated.
It proceeds to rain.
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