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From left to right...My Jackie blue (dressed as herself), Mike (as G-D, which he got from Bob, by the way), Yang-yang (she's supposed to be an angel, but she's not wearing her halo), Christine (as a trashy slut), and me (as pikachu). This pic was taken after we went trick-or-treating. See my bag of candy? |
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My friends and i answered the door a couple of times to the smaller trick-or-treaters. Our favourite was this seven or eight-year-old boy who came to the door covered in silly string. We asked him "What are you supposed to be?" He answered "I'm supposed to be a swimmer, but I got sprayed two doors down." We all started to laugh hysterically, but it was actually really depressing. |
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See the resemblence? |
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Christine didn't want a bag for trick-or-treating when i offered. It took me a while to realize she had stuffed the candy in her shirt...Jackie followed her lead. When Christine was asked by people who handed out candy "Where is you bag?" she'd cover up her chest with her feather boa and say "I'm collaborating with the others." |
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This is a bad scan, but oh well. Since Mike went as G-D, we figured G-D would have a lot of chicks following him around. Chicks of his choice...So G-D's got this Asian fetish AND he's got and angel... |
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I think I did a damn good job making my costume....and it was done just the night before too! |
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The top 15 things Mike learned on Halloween... |
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15. Candlesticks are good
14. There is a phallic symbol on the cover of the video tape The Little Mermaid
13. Windex is your friend
12. Never tell a girl you love her unconditionally and then refuse to go out with her
11. Never tell a girl you love her unconditionally and then refuse to go out with her
10. Does anyone have a bannana?
9. If you want to piss off/gross out your roomate, ejaculate all over their bed sheets
8. Never date a girl seven years younger than you who refers to you as "blue cup"
7. Forget silicone breast implants, just use candy
6. Football is good
5. Girls talk too much
4. You may think Jackie doesn't know anything about sex, but she knows a lot
3. Just because Jackie knows a lot about sex, it doesn't mean she knows from experience
2. Let's kill Bob |
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And the #1 thing Mike learned... |
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1. Significant others suck |
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