The author would like to apologize for the odd formal language and the replacement of regular quotation marks with --double dashes--. The reason for this is that the Javascript in which this game is written will not allow the use of apostrophes or quotation marks (they mess the code up.) Therefore contractions like I'm, they're, I'd, wouldn't, etc. cannot be used, and spoken text cannot be designated the way it usually is. These alterations make the game slightly less grammatically correct, though no less fun! Once again, for all you English-concious types, my apologies. I hope you will enjoy the game anyway. =)

Please remember to hit the buttons only once, or the game will not work. If you are told to start over, be sure that you do, or the story will not flow properly, all right? *wink*