| Note: I'm sorry if something you do or say is, on this list, considered lame. but really now, this list is pretty lame itself, as am i, the author. so i wouldn't take it too hard, or even care at all. the ideas here are just words and actions that bother me and some of my buddies who, in essence, have nothing better to do than make these lists. and hey, if you enjoy being lame, than who's to stop you? thank you--allison, todd, will, jon, and erik and a few others 1. bright yellow. it hurts your eyes. 2. "pos" and "neg" 3. cd wrappers 4. "do not pass go, do not collect $200" 5. justin timberlake 6. cd prices from $15-25...wtf 6. dvds with no good features 7. "x" or "e" 8. stoners who are not funny 9. "duche bag" 10. too much alcohol 11. the color purple 12. being poor 13. computers crashing 14. school 15. "A for effort" 16. the news 17. excommunication 18. bible-huggers 19. bible-bashers 20. beanie-cap combos 21. one pant leg rolled up 22. mispronounced words like "das" for...that's 23. drugs 24. drunk girls with annoying voices 25. "herre" and "dirrty" 26. people in it just for the sex 27. when ujournal doesn't work 28. long-distance charges 29. gas prices 30. curfew 31. TyPiNg LiKe tHiS 32. emotional bullshit 33. censorship 34. xupiter.com 35. tipper gore 36. supieority issues 37. authority 38. all but exactly 29 burkies (and ex-burkies*) that, upon going through the yearbook, i do NOT think are lame: danielle, steve a., andrew c, chris, matt c, bill, mike, fernando, al*, shane, talbot, cassie*, michelle, sean*, byron*, cj, billy, matt l, chareles, sean, marie, sam, stephen, nic, megan, tim, bohdonna, and andrew s. everyone else is amazingly lame. 39. lunchboxes 40. "trapper keepers" 41. religion class 42. "@$$h0l3" 43. the words "poser" and "sell-out" 44. progresso soup 45. gym class 46. erika taylor 47. screamy "monster music" 48. gospel songs 49. "punk rawk" 50. lists of lame things |
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