Chapter 4

At approximately 8:27 am Seiji walked back into his dorm, a huge grin on his face. "This is your wake-up call gentlemen, we have about a half of an hour before breakfast," He threw himself down on his bed, "Shit," he swore, "I'm knackered,"

Eagle glared at him.

"Uh, er, um," Alex stuttered, speechlessly pointing at the twins, who were tangled up, naked, in bed together.

Seiji shrugged, "Think we oughta wake them up?"

Fergie laughed, "I'm awake," he said softly, "It's just Tor that's asleep, and don't wake him up for a moment, he'll freak, he always does."

"You mean this isn't a one off freak occourance?" Matt asked, very scared.

Fergie just grinned, "Hey Torin," he kissed his brother gently, "Wake up Tor,"

Tor leapt out of bed, "What the fuck?" he looked down at himself, and grabbed his boxers and pulled them on, "Fergal, I asked you not to."

Fergie shrugged, "You were in my bed,"

Tor scowled at him "I know, but you made me..."

"Did I?"

"Hate you,"

"Awwww," Fergie sat up and slipped his arms around his brother's waist, he looked up at him, "You love me really,"

"Fuck off,"

Fergie laughed and let go, "I gotta get dressed, where's my clothes?"

Tor obediently got Fergie's clothes out and handed them to him, "Why do I do this?"

"Which, get into bed with me, or get my clothes out?"

"Both."

"Because you love me."

Tor scowled, "Yes, but not like that,"

"Evidence is against you brother."

Alex finally found his voice, "Uh, I don't mean to sound really weird, but am I the only straight one in this dorm?"

"No!" Snapped Matt and Tor together,

Seiji half looked up, "Weell, technically I'm bi, it's just I happen to be going out with Art,"

All heads turned to him, Eagle laughed, "You? Bi? But, but, you're so..."

"Weird?"

"I was thinking gay, but your word works too"

"I'm straight" protested Tor, "I just happed to occasionally screw my brother..." he winced, "That doesn't sound so good."

"I'm straight," Said Matt proudly,

Both Eagle and Seiji burst out laughing,

"No you're not,"

In the girls dorm, Raven, J, Mara and Nienna were tiptoeing around the room, trying not to wake up the new girl.

"We'll have to wake her up sometime," whispered Mara,

Nienna shrugged, "I'll open the curtains, that should wake her up nice and gently." She threw back the curtains, sunlight streamed in.

"Chiudere le fucking tenda" the girl screamed. She sat up, "Oh wait, I'm in England aren't I,"

Nienna nodded, "You must me Antoinette?"

"My name is Toni, sometimes I wonder why my parents couldn't just let me chose my own name,"

"But, I think Antoinette is a pretty name," Nienna smiled encouragingly,

"Well then you need your head examined," Toni snapped,

J laughed, "I think everyone in this place does,"

Toni sighed, "Oh God, is it that awful?"

"Yep,"

Mara shook her head, "Perhaps she's just not a morning person," she whispered to Nienna.

At 8 o'clock all 16 kids traipsed across to the dining room for breakfast. Eagle opted to stay sat with Matt, just to annoy him.

From the teachers table Art grinned at Seiji, "Thanks" he mouthed,

"Fuck you," Seiji mouthed back, and laughed,

Art got up and wondered over to him, "I thought you did," he muttered, and then louder said, "I want to talk to you about doing some extra art,"

Seiji sniggered,

"I mean drawing Furu-Yama,"

"Oh,"

"After school, before prep, Art Room please,"

Seiji looked up at him, "You serious? No pune intended?"

Art shook his head, "You're good at drawing, so, we're gonna practise more." he grinned, "We can practise other things aswell," he whispered as he went back to the teacher's table.

Ally glanced over at Toni, "You the new kid then?"

She glared at him, "Just becuase I arrive about 12 hours after you, doesn't make me a new kid, I had a violin recital,"

Ally rolled his eyes at Mikey, "Fun, fun, fun,"

"No, it wasn't, I was playing in Rome, it was shit, and they didn't applaud nearly as much as they do in Amalfi,"

"You good then?"

She turned to him, "Are you?"

"Uh, well, um, at what?"

"Well now, that IS the question,"

Ally laughed, "We'll see later wont we."

First lesson, it being Tuesday was French. The approach to french was that the kids should practically be able to speak it fluently by now as it was expected to be their second language and they should be brilliant at it. They weren't. The twins had a problem, them being bilingual and it being their third language, similarly for Toni. Seiji learnt Japanese, but no french, none at all. So they were pretty stumped.

The kids walked into the classroom, to find a tall skinny grey haired old woman, sat at the desk. He short grey hair, "Aah, Bonjour! Je m'appelle Mme Despiene" she cried, "Please, sit down, mais maintenant , je vais parler seulement en fran�ais."

14 blank expressions greeted her,

"Oui d'accord," Mara grinned,

All heads turned towards her, "You said say what?" Seiji asked.

She shrugged, "I lived in France for two years, I've only just got back, it was for my ballet, there's only one place better than france to learn, and there's no way I could ever learn Russian." She laughed,

As you can imagine, French wasn't a good lesson, infact, it was mostly spent with Mara talking to Mme Despiene and everyone else staring gormlessly. Maths after break wasn't so good either, it mostly involved Charlie and Satu getting the right answers, Seiji and Fergie passing notes, and everything generally being boring.

Lessons are generally boring, except those taken by Art, and thus there will not be much recording of what happens during lessons. Most people, have, at some point in their time had a lesson, and so forthwith I will leave it up to your own imagination, to imagine what happened in these lessons, (and no dirty thoughts please.)

It still being early september, the weather was still quite warm, and the students were allowed to eat outside. Ally, Charlie, Mikey, Toni, J and Satu decided to stay inside, incase they got dirty. Everyone else took their plates outside, and sat in a circle in the garden. It wasn't long before a certain albino arrived,

"Hello everyone," he grinned, and then turned to the twins, "Lemme guess," he thought for a second, "Fergal," he pointed at Fergie, "and Torin," he pointed at Torin,

The twins looked at him, shocked, "But, but," Torin stumbled, "No-one else has ever been able to do that, ever, not even our own parents!"

Art laughed, "Well well well, it would appear I have a knack,"

Fergie looked up at him, "But there aren't any differences between us."

"Oh yes there are," Art sniggered, "You're gay, and he isn't," He went and sat beside Seiji, who was, as per normal, leaning grumpily against a tree. "What's the matter Furu-Yama?" he asked softly

Seiji shrugged, "Mainly you not calling me Seiji."

Art swung one leg over seiji's head so seiji was sitting was sitting in between his legs, he leant forward and whipered in his ear, "You love me really, don't you."

Eagle wondered over, and sighed, "Really Art, aren't you meant to be a teacher in daylight hours?"

Art shrugged, "Everyone has to break the rules sometimes."

Eagle scowled, "You never broke the rules for me."

Seiji laughed, "Well maybe you weren't quite special enough,"

"Yeah," Art slipped his arms around seiji's waist, "That's what you are....special,"

"Fuck off, or I'll go and sit with Fergie,"

Art shrugged, "And you'll also get a detention."

Seiji twisted around to look at Art, "WHAT! You can't do that, that, that's evil."

"I am evil."

Eagle looked up from his lunch, "No seriously, he does, he'll give you a detention if you don't do what he wants."

Art laughed, "That's how it is, some of us give orders, some of us follow,"

"And some of us break the rules," Tor laughed, and pushed Fergie over,

"You still pissed off with me alanna?" Fergie asked

"Don't call me alanna, and yes."

"Uh, what's alanna mean?" Asked Alex,

"It's like gaelic for darling, and it's nasty." answered Tor,

"Nasty smasty, I think it's cute, and you love me anyway!"

"We've already been through this today, and yes, I love you, but I love you as a brother, dammit!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, that wasn't your opinion last night,"

Tor scowled, "I really do hate you now."

Mara looked up, and grinned, "Well, well, well, what happened in your dorm last night," she giggled,

"Ooh, do spill the goss," Ash laughed,

Tor scowled again, "Now look what you've done!"

Alex shook his head, "You guys do not want to know, it was seriously twisted!"

Eagle grinned, "I think it's sweet,"

"That's because your a freak," muttered Raven without even looking up from the book she was reading,

"I second that motion," added Matt,

Eagle turned to him, "Oh yeah, Matt, can I ask you something,"

"No, I will not go out with you,"

"But it would be so much................"Eagle coughed, "Fun,"

Matt shuddered, "No thanks, I'm straight,"

Seiji snorted, "Like the leaning tower of piza!"

"Technically it's not bent,"

Seiji grinned, "No, just ever so slightly crooked,"

"You wha?" Matt looked confused,

Art grinned, "You're not straight, you're not bent, you're in the middle, ever so slightly crooked."

Matt turned bright red, "I am straight, 100% straight, ok!"

Ash shrugged, "Ok then, fool proof test, no thinking, just answer without thinking, and no-one blame him for his answers," who would you rather screw, J or Toni,"

"Toni."

"Nienna or Mara,"

"Mara"

"Nienna or J,"

"Nienna,"

"J or Raven"

"J, without a doubt, Raven's well, she's Raven!"

"No talking, concentrate,"

"Mara or J"

"Mara"

"Raven or Toni"

"Toni"

"Raven or Nienna"

"Nienna"

"Raven or Mara"

"Mara"

"Raven or Eagle,"

"Eagle," Matt paused, and thought about it for a second, "WHAT!" he screamed, "You tricked me!"

"Nope," Ash shook his head, "Fool proof test,"

"But, Raven's like a sister to me!"

"Which would make Eagle like a brother to you, and therfore they're equal,"

Fergie grinned, "Is there a problem with screwing your brother?"

"Yes," Tor scowled, "I'm still pissed of with you,"

Fergie leant over and kissed him on the cheek, "Sure you are."

The bell rang for the end of lunch.