We "Net-savvy" all know that the quickest way to find out what's *really* important about a person can be found out in a quick, five-minute online test. (Snort. Giggle. Chuckle.)

Okay, okay, just kidding. Still, these are kinda fun, and here's a few test results, so you can claim to have even the slightest insights on my personality. Whee.

Which Evil Criminal are You?
This is funny on SO many levels.

If I were a work of art, I would be Piet Mondrian's Composition A. I am rigidly organised and regimented, although my cold and unapproachable exterior hides a clever way of thinking and a rebellious and innovative nature. A lot of people don't understand me, but I can still affect them on an emotional level. Which work of art would you be? The Art Test

You know, I like Piet Mondriaan, but this doesn't quite work out.

And lastly...

Carlos Ross is Chaotic Good!

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