- Black Rob
"Though shalt not judge another mans penis lest thy own be judged"
- Uncle Dave
"Hey Betts, go fuck yourself"
- S Ho
"Hey, we gonna be here awhile..."
- Key West 2003
"Even though God has already decided how our races will turn out, it is up to us to stay the course and persevere to be better people, rather than live the life of excess that taunts us at every turn... Godspeed my fellow runners, Godspeed...
- Dude
"Hey is that poop or blood?"
-Joe
"The best part about fantasy land is...when you graduate it follows you and everything works out in the same dreamlike manner as if you were still there. Do your best to be famous, but also do your best to graduate. I did and I love every minute, I quit my fucking job in a depressed job market to get a better one..haha. We will win in the end."
-The Ute
(5 seconds before he passed out on crack)
"I thought I saw Heckman today but it was just a piece of dogshit stuck on a stick that someone had thrown pubic hair on in the garbage"
-S Ho