Devon Halley
(TAP)
Chris Miwa
Dan Princic
(Donny)
(Juan)
Ute
(Chris McNamara)
Brian Zimmer
(Slut)
Cranberry, PA/Seneca Valley
Concord, MA/Kennett Sq.
Carrolton, OH/Carrolton
Utica, NY
Rochester, NY/Aquinas Institute
Set new standards for slowest man in gator history
Unstoppable on the track and in the sack, he's best noted for his ability to maintain several conjugal relationships outside of his significant other
A man of social graces, Chungo is state champion in all track and field events. Also the most likely of us to die before next year
The all American boy from suburbia, he puts on the perfect front of being the respectable and responsible guy but underneath it all is the biggest asshole ever
