Drinking began promptly at 9:30am
9:45am all clothes are off
A solid 12 hours of drinking ensue and the decision is made to go out to the bars
Everyone was tired so Joe decides to take some ephedra pills
These pills disabled his ability to speak english, "He looked like he was going to stab someone" a witness recounts
Joe becomes MIA for an hour, Uncle Dave finds him picking fights outside and screaming "They're all crazy in thurrrr!" Dave is able to soothe Joe the way no other can and they manage to get him home without incident
The next morning his heart is up to 170 bpm, so he is raced to the ER and put on drugs and IV
Joe thought he was going to die as Uncle Dave held his hand while feeding him ice chips, "It was the gayest I've ever felt" Dave recounts
Joe's heart finally calms down so his friends celebrate by bringing him a six pack
