| Male Quotes |
| 1. �Women represent the triumph of mind over matter, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.� 2. �Women who aspire to be equal to men, have low expectations.� 3. �God created men before women because he always creates a rough draft before the masterpiece!� 4. �Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.� 5. �Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men fake whole relationships.� 6. �Women still remember their first kiss while men have forgotten their last.� 7. �Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; That way, you�re a mile away and you have his shoes.� 8. �Men who treat women as helpless & charming play things deserve women who treat them as delightful, generous bank accounts.� 9. �Next to God, men are indebted to women, first for life itself, and then for making it worth living.� 10. �Without men, who would carry all the heavy stuff.� 11. �Men will take advantage of women who let them.� 12. �Men get laid; Women get screwed!� 13. �Sex with a man is like snow, you never know how many inches you�ll get or how long it will last.� 14. �God gave all the pain to women because he knew men couldn�t handle it.� 15. �The end of man is knowledge.� |