Bug rant!
Holy Dung Flung Foo, it's time for me to rant for you!  JESUS!  Talk about killa, finals and portfolios?  SHEESH!  Haven't done that much slacking in years.  Ditz-tackular.  Sorry about the lack of story lines, which leads to a lack of comics, it's just that I've pretty much been running the household for the last coupla weeks.  Me mum threw out her back, so I've been having to do everything, including, but not limited to, gathering food for the family, driving around town, family in tow, and, everyone's favorite past time, driving in Christmas traffic.  WHAT FUN!  Honestly, these 'hustle and bussel' people piss me off.  How do they stand running from store to store, grabbing what they need, buying it, and then rushing out to their car that's parked half a world away.  Then, they go out and buy freakin Christmas trees.  ...That last one was kinda stupid, but that's okay, it is my rant.  Yeah, this'll be the last rant I make for about... a week or two, so you kids go ahead and have fun, okay?  Well, lets wrap this bad boy up, stike a fork in 'im and call it done.  Okay, print it!  Now, if you'll excuse me, I gots me some christmasy foods to make a sammich outta.  Late!
The Long Lost Rant, Number Six, the Christmas rant.
More rants below...Down you fools!
                        Rant 3
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            Fire is free  -Largo, MegaTokyo
Yeah...Fire is free, and it's hot too.  Found that out the hard way today.  And even though knives are sharp and pointy, DO NOT use them as swords...ow, it hurts.  Besides that, my day sucked ass.  Don't ask though, cause I won't tell you.  Anyway, on with tonight's rant.  First off, a short tribute to OS.

        Bug's Tribute oto Orange Soda
                       *Ahem*
   Orange soda, what a wonderful drink,
    I'll take it faster than you can blink.
         It gives us a wonderful buzz,
        Don't know why, just because.
      This rant is really starting to suck,
     Heh, figures, that's always my luck.
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And that, my readers, is why I don't give out my e-mail address...I don't wanna get burned too bad by you all.  Anyway, now that the comic is... "Back on track" ::snicker.:: maybe you all can see more of me, and I can rant about how Bug acts nothing like me, and argue with Mitzi about Bug until I finally give up!  Ranting is so much fun, if you can think of something to rant about.  Like now, I'm just rambling on and on, without purpose.  This is not a rant, this is...
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                       Rant 4
              I AM IRONMAN!!!!
HOO BASH!  WAHZOO!  YEAHHHHH!!!  ...All right, now that I got's my hyperactivity under control, let's talk about something.  We'll... I guess I'll be talking about something, while the rest of you have to sign the guest book.  By the way, please do that.  Everyone here at OS (namely Mitizi) will be happy if you do.  BTW, yes, I am in charge of the story line for OS now, or at least until Mitzi can find someone better for the job, so you can stop blaming her if the SL sucks a**.  You can blame me instead!  I'm always on the lookout for, CONSTRUCTIVE critizim, so, if you don't know what that means, don't e-mail me.  Any hoo, now that I'm part of the crew here, I guess I have to give out my e-mail.  You can reach me at [email protected].  Drop me a line sometime, and tell me what'chu think about the story.  And don't be afraid to curse me out if you think the story sucks.  I'm used to it anyway.  Peace out you all, and I hope that any date you go on will be better than my first one...  ::grumble grumble.::  Stupid...
GASP!  Can it be true!  It's time for the long awaited, and long delayed:
                     RANT 5
BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUM!  What's up everybody!?  I'm back, and I must say, I'm feelin' D**N good!  YEAH!  ::cough::  Yeah, I'm back, so, you can all bow down to praise my greatness now.  ::waits::  Any time now would be good...  ::waits more:: ... ... ... Okay, forget it.  Yeah, I'll be back in business soon, so stay put you all.  Once I'm done with portfolios I'll be ready to roll.  That is, if I can kick my Super Monkey Ball addiction.  WHEEE!  That's all the world needs, monkeys, in little balls, racing, and shooting each other with bombs.  This is the Bug sayin, later!
                     Rant 1
I GOT MY WISH!  WOO HOO!  MY OWN RANT!   Anyway, to all three of you who are taking the time to read this crap of mine, thanks.  Anyway, I guess that I should introduce myself.  Yeah, I'm Bug, the un-loveable, guy with the spikey hair.  This is my place, so unless you like insanity and randomness, stay away.  For my first rant... My favorite thing, swords. Swords, in my not so humble opinion, are the answer to all problems!  It's real easy to use too!  Just follow a few basic steps.
STEPS:
1. Find sword.
2. Find thing/person you dislike.
3. Poke much.
4. Continue till dead.
5. Clean, and repeat.
Well...enough of me, go look at the site d**nit!  Heh...stupid edits.
                      Rant 2
It's late, which means that I'm in the mood to rant.  I got a little different type of rant tonight.  I really don't feel the sugar pillz cicking in yet...so I'll do something semi-serious.  Tonight's rant...  The Evil's Of AOL.
Yes, my loyal minions, AOL is evil!  It boots you off-line at the worst possible times, restricts some peoples acess to the World Wide Web, and, above all else, I, personally, do not think that it is l33t.  Yes... un-l33t AOL.  Come my l33t minions!  Let us over throw the imperialist AOL!  WE WILL OVERCOME THEIR UN-L33T-NESS!!!!  W00T!  F0LL0W M3!!!!!!  ::runs off to overthrow AOL all by himself.::
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