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| The only time traveling toilet paper on the market. Own it today and begin the ultimate bathroom experience you've been missing. Only for the small price of $4.99 for the base package. And $10.99 for the ultimate package (differences include price and the ultimate package won't make your butt bleed) Coming soon: The Ultimate Toilet Deluxe with built in time traveling device inside, no toilet paper needed. (For time traveling, not when going poo poo. We still ask you and your cat to use regular toilet paper.) |
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| Warning: This product is known to cause cancer in laboratory humans and mice. | |||||||||||||||
| Coming Soon: Captain Noodles: The Best Underwear Ever, Captain Noodles: The Best Bed Sheets Ever, and Captain Noodles: The Best Toilet Paper Ever | |||||||||||||||
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| AS APPEALING AS THIS MIGHT BE IT IS ONLY A MOVIE PROP AND THEREFORE IS NOT A REAL SALES AD. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM E-MAILING ME ORDERS FOR THIS PRODUCT. | |||||||||||||||