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Captain Noodles: The Best Official Production News Ever |
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Last Updated: March 21, 2005 @ 0000hrs |
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So far the special effects budget has been an outrageous $1.88 and they include: Play-Doh, Duct Tape, G.I. Joe action figures, and car chases will most likely be video-captured from Driv3r. The Time-Traveling Toilet Paper will be none other than Charmin. Production of the movie should begin as soon as I get a new battery for my video camera, which should be when I can afford one, which should be when I get a job, which should be when I get an engine for my car, which should be when I get a job, which should be... etc. etc. But I am getting closer: I now have the old battery from my video camera! |
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CAST: |
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Captain Noodles.........Daniel ******** Ceiling Fan Man.........Aaron ******* Oriental Noodles.........Daniel ******** AC Lee.......................Aaron ******* Spoogles....................Matt ******** Major Mayonaise........Dennis ******** Jr. Smelly Grape Jelly......"Lane" **** Terry..........................Terry ******** Captain Useless.........Terry ******** Ninja Kitten Master.....Buddy Ninja Kittens...............Smokey Stinky Spazaronie |
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IMPORTANT MESSAGE: Last names have been censored to avoid large unexpected crowds of fans trampling us during production. |
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Great music to be included (So far): |
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Europe - The Final Countdown (We might take this off the soundtrack because Terry hates it but since it's just Terry we'll probably use it anyway) |
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.....And many more to come! |
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