MalcolmFrankie Muniz
FrancisChristopher Masterson
LoisJane Kaczmarek
HalBryan Cranston
ReeseJustin Berfield
DeweyErik Per Sullivan
CarolineCatherine Lloyd Burns
StevieCraig Lamar Traylor
SpanglerDaniel Von Bargen
CraigDavid Higgins



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Season 1( 2000 )
1.Series Premiere
1/9/2000
Are you malcolm ?
I have red paint on my ...
A bug went up my nose
2.Red Dress
1/16/2000

3.Home Alone 4
1/23/2000
Malcolm, this is a head injury
How does it look??
4.Shame
2/6/2000

5.Malcolm Babysits
2/13/2000
What they're gonna pay ya
6.Sleepover
2/20/2000

7.Francis Escapes
2/27/2000

8. Krelboyne Picnic
3/12/2000

9.Lois vs. Evil
3/19/2000

10. Stock Car Races
4/2/2000

11.The Funeral
4/9/2000
I'm just warning you...
You know the drill, upgrade!
I'll commit to it first
12.Cheerleader
4/16/2000
So be sure to try...
13.Rollerskates
4/30/2000

14.The Bots
And The Bees
5/7/2000
Well how about this...
Somehow I felt that 8 hours
joyless mind numbing crap
mind numbing crap
I didn't come to work...
mind numbing 2
15.Smunday
5/14/2000

16.Water Park
5/21/2000







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Season 2 ( 2000--2001 )
1.Traffic Jam
11/5/2000

2.Halloween Approximately
11/8/2000

3.Lois' Birthday
11/12/2000

4.Dinner Out
11/15/2000
local girls twang
5.Casino
11/19/2000

6.Convention
11/22/2000
Speed up or get off the road
7.Robbery
11/26/2000

8.Therapy
11/29/2000
Reese isn't here right now
Don't blame reese, blame davey.
9.High School Play
12/10/2000

10.The Bully
12/17/2000
I get to beat up a girl, cool!
Is Reese a girl now?
That girl was...
I wonder what it's like...
The thing I did at school today
Dewey, what can I do for you?
How about bitter, sarcastic, and...
terminal patients get a lift
I'm in the wrong room
You can be a little sarcastic
My name isn't Reese anymore
power vacuum...rogue thugs
They took my shoes
alpha jerk...anarchy
even-handed brutality
bonk
unique form (bonk 2)
order is restored
birthdays at the academy
11.Old Mrs. Old
1/7/2001
Get out of the way
12.Krelboyne Girl
1/14/2001

13.New Neighbors
1/21/2001

14.Hal Quits
2/4/2001
It turns your mind into jelly
What am I gonna do
the sky's the limit
15.The Grandparents
2/11/2001
Grandpa gave me a live grenade
What is the matter...
Are you completely insane ?
We can't be sure!
16.Traffic Ticket
2/18/2001
Can you turn on the siren?
Right, Mom
I have a surveillance arrangement
You will never, ever tell her
17.Surgery
2/25/2001
bacon day
This place is a slaughterhouse
I'm having surgery??
passive resistance...ghandi
like the family on the box
sitting on a gold mine
ride the guilt train
Let it go, Lois
lab tests (1)��(2)��(3)
Do Not Operate
appreciate your own home
I wasn't faking...
appreciate the hospital
18.Reese Cooks
3/4/2001
What else can we do?
a problem for the state
that boy needs a father figure
an actual, non-self-delusional..
I hope my wheelchair fits
never cooked anything before...
you callous ...
I wish I was nicer about it
Why would you want empathy??
right and wrong...treefrog
19.Tutoring Reese
3/11/2001
Where's the logic in that?
I don't take geography
no mother here...warden
hal on the roof
But you're an idiot
chance for rebuttal
creepy little men
sell down the river
no mother could ever
please let me live indoors
20.Bowling
4/2/2001
I wish....
last place not banned
you can drop us off
hal freaks
don't you get it??
limit contact with humans
love-hate bowling
are you deaf ??
My name's not Connie!
You want a strike
kiss---ok, that's it
21.Malcolm vs Reese
4/22/2001
buy a worm
chalk outlines (short)
this totally sucks
happy dance
five dollars...ten dollars
insignificant compared to (short)
tell mom?
nocturnal creatures
No sign of forced entry
pathetic look of desperation
Which one's jellybean?
totally grounded
22.Mini-Bike
4/29/2001

23. Carnival
5/6/2001

24. Evacuation
5/13/2001

25.Flashback
5/20/2001






Third Season (2001--2002)
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