Yo mama so fat, we start tuh walk around her and we get lost
Yo mama so fat, we run around her for exersise
Yo mama so fat, she put on a yellow shirt and walked down the street and some kid said "dang i missed the bus"
Yo mama so fat, she put on a red shirt and walked down the street and sum kid said "hey, cool aid!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays pool with duh planets
Yo mama so fat, she jumps in the water and the whales start singin "We are family"
Yo mama so dumb, on halloween she say "trick or meatloaf"
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for moonin
yo mamas so nasty, she gotta put ice down her pants to keep the krabs fresh
Yo mama's theeth are so yellow, i can't beleive its not butter
