ONE-LINERS.......
> > > > What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight
> > > > What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
Depends.
> > > > What's "68"?
You do me and I owe you one.
> > > > What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
> > > > What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tear-jerker.
> > > > What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed > him
> > > > Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
> > > > How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
> > > > What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
> > > > What's the definition of a vagina?
the box a penis comes in
> > > > What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
"Nice Dick!"
> > > > What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
Toys for Twats.
> > > > What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.
> > > > Why do we have orgasms?
How else would we know when to stop?
> > > > What's the definition of indefinitely?
When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're In...definitely!
> > > > Define Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary
> > > > What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
They are both used as substitute meat.
> > > > What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
> > > > What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite!
> > > > What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
> > > > How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.
> > > > Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a > partner.
> > > > What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
Gladiator!
> > > > Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade
> > > > How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
> > > > What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
> > > > If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear?
A hole in it.