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Damon:  This is my boyfriend.  I drive him crazy on a daily basis but if I didn't he'd be bored as hell.  I may complain about  him A LOT but I love him more than I ever could have expected.  We compliment each other in so many way and we push each other to grow in so many others.  I don't know what I'd do without him.  He's my best friend.... besides Jennifer, of course.
HaileyThis is my daughter.  She's a sweetie but she's a handful.  She ADORES Ponies and any animal that doesn't want her to touch it.  She drives me crazy and I guess that's okay because without her I wouldn't be who I am today.
Jennifer:  This is my best friend.  We met while attending music classes at UST.  No matter what we always stand by each other and I wouldn't trade her for the world.  We can go weeks without talking but when we do it's like no time has passed.  We tell each other EVERYTHING and we never judge each other for our actions or feelings.  Honestly, she's like a sister to me.  By the way, the only reason she isn't first is because I'm unorganized and men have fragile egos :).  I love you Jen.
Easley:  AKA Rat Bastard.  This is Hailey's sperm donor.   She doesn't know who he is and I feel like she's better off without him around.  Right now you may not agree with me but after I RANT about him a few times I think you'll begin to understand.  Maybe if I copied the daily E. journal I kept when he left us (after asking me to marry him... not very good planning on his part) I'm pretty sure there'd be a slew of people at his front door with rifles.  But I've already spent more time on him than he deserves.
FAMILY:  This is my family... steps, halves, extendeds and immediates... This family tree forks TOO much!!

PETS are family, too and since they live with us they'll go first.
ZOE is our calico cat.  She's beautiful... and much nicer now that we got her fixed and declawed.
ROMEO: A gorgeous Love Bird who decided his time was over and jumped into the aformentioned cats mouth.  We'll miss you.
FLOWER: A chinese dwarf hamster who is tortured daily by my dainty daughter.
BUTTERCUP:  The sweetest little Budgie (parakeet) you'll ever meet.  She's a rare lutino (which means she's all yellow) who we adopted a week after Romeo left us.  She was so sweet that she instantly found a place in our hearts.  After spending some time with the tiny terror however, she is somewhat more shy and skittish.

MOM & DAD (Tom and Linda):  They're your typical mom and dad.  Dad's a worry-wart (did you wonder where I got it?) and waaay too overprotective and mom loves to shop.  They have their problems but rest assured they love me and the kid and they would do anything in their power to make sure we were taken care of. 

T.J. & MARY: My half brother and his second wife... MUCH better than the first one.  She has two daughters, Ashley (10) and Brittany (7) and they have a son together, John Thomas (2.5).  My brother is 11 years (I think) older than Mary (just like my mom and dad... dad's 13 years older) but he's just like a 17 year old... he always says it's because of all the drugs... that's my brother.  I love him.

TROY, KERI, & MICHAEL:  Troy is my other half brother.  He's 5 years younger than T.J. who is 20 years older than me... you do the math.  Keri & Michael are his kids.  They're good kids who just got a raw deal from a mom that should be locked up for life.  I love my brother now but for almost 5 years I didn't like him very much.  It wasn't anything big that did it.  I just felt that he was very self centered at times... but at sixteen your brother forgetting your birthday and blaming your parents for it will break a girls heart.

GRANDMOTHER: Self-explanatory.

JUDY & RON. See my RANT page.

LARRY, WENDY, SCOTT & KASI:  Larry is my mom and Judy's half brother.  Wendy is his wife and Scott and Kasi are their kids.  Scott's 18 now (I think) and Kasi is 13.  She just went through surgery for Scoliosis (curvature of the spine).  We were all worried but she's doing great.  I just wish we were closer like we use to be.  Scott... well, Scott's an 18 year old boy and I think that's probably all that needs to be said about that.  But I love him.

**There are a few other family members but I haven't seen them in so long that there's really no point.  Besides, if I EVER have a story to tell about them I can include their history there.
Friends: This is a list of all my other friends... well, not ALL of them but the ones that are most important and in the forefront of my life.

KRISTIN & DOUG:  Lovely woman who I've gotten much advice from and who has made me question my own spirituality.  Doug, the poor dear, is a constant source of laughter but I think he enjoys it.  Doug, if I could make an audio of a fart for you right <here> I would.  MUWAH!! (Big Kiss to ya both!)

LYNNE & TREVOR:  Lynne is a fabulous lady who definitely knows how to laugh at herself.  She's easygoing and a joy to be around.  All I know of Trevor is that he is the KING of useless facts, he has way too much hair on his back, from what I've heard he has the biggest balls out of the whole "group" and he just loooves making up sexual rumors about people.   "Trevor, Trevor, Trevor!"

JOHN & KRISTEN:  John and Kristen are newly married... CONGRATULATIONS!!  They are beautiful people and I love them to pieces.  Kristen and I are the two girls that kinda came to the group last and who kind of feel like we're extensions of our guys as far as the group is concerned.  I think we know it's not true, but what can I say, we're girls!  John is a nifty guy with a dry sense of humor and a heart as big as a bears.  There has been more than one time where his reassurance that I need not worry about something has set my mind at ease.
Ali:  This is a girl I've know since pre-school... literally.  I guess you could call us "Best Friends from Way Back When".  It's not that I don't love her just as much as I did back then, it's just that our lives have diverged and we don't know each other all that well anymore... although I think I can still read her just like a book and I think she'd agree.  Even though we're not as close as before we still have a bond that can never be broken because it was forged by an eighteen year friendship.
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