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Reunion Contests
Thumb Twiddling
To keep problems to a minimum, we ask that you twiddle your own thumbs only. Practice will pay off, as there will be timed events of clockwise twiddling, counterclockwise twiddling, and mixed doubles.
Foot Shuffling
Please use both feet. One foot shuffling tends to leave unsightly marks and could lead to sore or pulled muscles. Use caution as we want to avoid any accidents at this reunion.
Idle Conversation
Conversation  consisting of current events, politics, religion, or other areas of interest or substance , is strictly prohibited. Please adhere to the "Idle Only" rule. Don`t make us send you home..!
Rock Kicking
It might be wise to bring along some old shoes or boots, as some of these rocks will be large and jagged. And yes, we have added smaller stones and pebbles for the children.
Thank You        Patti Jones      Chairperson
FINAL  RESULTS
FIRST  PLACE:    JUDY  BURTON
FIRST  PLACE:   LUTHER MURPHY
FIRST  PLACE:   Linda  Webb
FIRST PLACE..... Fred Daniels
However the judges had to disqualify Judy when they found out she has accepted money or gratuities in past years for her twiddling abilities, and is considered a semi-professional and also Judy is thought to be  a "ringer" sent from another class .  Judy, you must return your trophy.
This year was a hallmark year as there were no injuries or serious shuffling disputes randomly breaking out.  Also, Luther managed to pull off this victory barefooted.  to quote Luther  "I know now the thrill of victory and the agony of de feet.....! "
It seemed an easy victory for the bubbly little gal, the judges didn't even consult each other  before awarding her the huge trophy.  Said Linda   " It's a mystery to me because I didn't even enter, and I was trying my best to hold interesting conversations.  "
This event will be cancelled until further notice, due to three of Robbie's windows being broken, several dents in cars and trucks, and Fred seriously injured his big toe attempting the "Biggest Boulder" record. Fred should have bought the reunion insurance package we tried to sell him.
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