This may seem like a silly thing to say, but if you watch closely you'll see what I mean. I think it's something to do with the skirts, especially in Officer Jenny's case. I always get particularly worried when one of them is about to bend down for some reason...
2) Goldeen is evil
Someone once said Goldeen sounds too much like Jessie for comfort, and that's true - it does! There's something very freaky about it's voice.... and also it's eyes. That fish is under the influence of alcohol, I'm sure of that...
3) Misty is a secret dominatrix
Or at least she will be one day. Look at the evidence - the violence, the temper.... that girl's going to be the proud owner of a whip one day, I'm certain...
4) There is a conspiracy to show the fossils episodes at least once a week, every week
OK, so how many times have you switched on the TV and found one of the fossils episodes on? I detest all the fossils episodes - The Attack Of The Prehistoric Pokemon, Shell Shock, The Ancient Puzzle Of Pokemopolis.... they bore me to death and yet they are always on TV.
5) There is a love-triangle going on between Professor Oak, Mrs Ketchum and Giovanni
....Though who likes who more I'm not entirely sure!
6) There are two rude ways to mis-spell Psyduck
Not a theory, but a fact...
7) Jessie uses a wire frame to keep her hair up
I can't see any other way it would defy gravity that much! Though I'm still not sure how Cassidy gets hers to stay in place - or so sharp!
8) Drowzee has a part time job as a lap dancer in a strip club
Well, with dancing ability like that......
9) Parasect was only invented to annoy the hell out of me
There is nothing likable about Parasect. It's eyes completely freak me out - and so does it's voice.... I will now attempt to do an impression of it:
"Para-SCT...."
10) James loves Santa Claus
Watch 'Holiday Hi-Jynx' carefully, and wait for the bit where James says, "And now we're here, we're going to have him...."