I Spy...
Crime Traveller
OK, Hands up who hates Crime Traveller. I have my hand well and truly up, believe me! But as much as I detested it, I  had to watch it to make fun of it. Simple as that. And when it was ahown on UK Gold I created 'I-Spy Grisham' to make it more bearable. Like the I-Spy books you score points for each time a particular thing happens in an episode. Enjoy!
Points
Event
15

10

10

15

20

20

15

5

-2

-5

-5

5

25

5

10

10

25

20

10

10

10

20

-10
Holly mentions the Rules of Time

Grisham says 'Settle Down'

Grisham says 'In my office now!'

Grisham says 'This is your last chance, Slade!'

Grisham calls someone 'Stupid'

Grisham's wearing grey

If Slade and Holly get back to the time machine with one second to go

If Slade and Holly get back to the time machine with between 2-5 seconds to go

Every time Morris speaks - EXCEPT...

If Morris tries to read something

Any gooey-eyed gaze between Slade and Holly

If you laugh at Nicky's hair

If Slade ISN'T wearing his mustard coloured jacket

If Holly's wearing red

If Grisham's first name is mentioned

If Slade gets shot

If they peer round a corner to avoid bumping into their past selves

If a relative of Slade or Holly appears

If the caretaker at Holly's flat gets confused by seeing them go in and out

If Slade begs Holly to use the time machine

If Slade or Holly use a false name

If an Abbey National ad with Alan Davies comes on in the ad break

For a The Bill, Jonathan Creek or Dr Who trailer during the ads on UK Gold
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