| I Spy... | |||||||||||||||
| Crime Traveller | |||||||||||||||
| OK, Hands up who hates Crime Traveller. I have my hand well and truly up, believe me! But as much as I detested it, I had to watch it to make fun of it. Simple as that. And when it was ahown on UK Gold I created 'I-Spy Grisham' to make it more bearable. Like the I-Spy books you score points for each time a particular thing happens in an episode. Enjoy! | |||||||||||||||
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| 15 10 10 15 20 20 15 5 -2 -5 -5 5 25 5 10 10 25 20 10 10 10 20 -10 |
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| Holly mentions the Rules of Time Grisham says 'Settle Down' Grisham says 'In my office now!' Grisham says 'This is your last chance, Slade!' Grisham calls someone 'Stupid' Grisham's wearing grey If Slade and Holly get back to the time machine with one second to go If Slade and Holly get back to the time machine with between 2-5 seconds to go Every time Morris speaks - EXCEPT... If Morris tries to read something Any gooey-eyed gaze between Slade and Holly If you laugh at Nicky's hair If Slade ISN'T wearing his mustard coloured jacket If Holly's wearing red If Grisham's first name is mentioned If Slade gets shot If they peer round a corner to avoid bumping into their past selves If a relative of Slade or Holly appears If the caretaker at Holly's flat gets confused by seeing them go in and out If Slade begs Holly to use the time machine If Slade or Holly use a false name If an Abbey National ad with Alan Davies comes on in the ad break For a The Bill, Jonathan Creek or Dr Who trailer during the ads on UK Gold |
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