....Or Not!
15 Sure-Fire ways to show your ignorance of all things Pokemon and show yourself up whenever you want to!

Tell your friends you think the blue haired girl in Team Rocket is a bit of alright....
Ask why Ash throws cricket balls at his Pokemon
Forget to pick up some earplugs when Butch is about to speak
Ask your friends how Officer Jenny got to the next town so quickly
Think you're watching Inspector Gadget when Giovanni appears
Point out that real Persians have long hair
Think that Tracey is just Brock, a couple of years older,  with longer hair and eyes
Ask why James didn't marry that nice Jessiebelle girl...
Point out to your friends that Jessie's hair colour can't be real
Ask, "What's that Goldeen saying?"
Wonder why there are no weights when Ash goes to another gym
Point out constantly that Pokemon are made-up animals
Complain about how cruel it is to keep them in tiny balls
Point out that Misty's clothes are very impractical
Ask, "Well why don't Team Rocket just give up trying to catch that yellow mouse?"

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