THIS PAGE WAS MADE FOR OUR FRIEND NINA AND HER MOTHER AGNES CHILDS WHO GAVE US THESE QUOTES TO USE. THANKS & {{{HUGS}}}.JAN & MICHELE
Life can't give you joy and peace,
It's up to you to will it.
Life just gives you time and space.
It's up to you to fill it.
I'm getting used to my bifocals
My dentures fit me fine.
My bra gives me an uplift,
But Lord, I miss my mind.
The Lord knocks us down So we will look Up.
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Mama's got a baby,
Itsy bitsy thing.
Gee, I could almost put him
Though my rubber ring.
Ain't he awful ugly,
Ain't he awful pink.
Just came down from heaven
That's a fib I think
Oh, I went downtown and I walked around the block
Walked right straight into the bakery shop.
I picked up a doughnut and I wiped off the grease.
I handed the lady a five cent piece.
She looked at the nickel and she looked at me,
"Your money's no good Sir, Can't you see?
There's a hole in your nickel and it goes clear through."
Says I, "There's a whole in your doughnut too!"
