Beware, because the next bit gets explicit and may offend. Just don't be offended, or else fuck off. :-)
"I feel there is something unexplored about women that only a woman can explore." - Georgia O'Keefe.
...and by god, do I want to explore a woman. Women. One, many - i want to feel the similarities, and the differences in their bodies. I want to see the beauty that is a woman's body, and feel its beauty beneath my hands, around my hands. Feel the soft, smooth skin, the delicate little hairs, the tiny wrinkles, and folds, the hardness of muscle, the soft roundness of fat, the blue-green veins under the skin, the inside of an elbow, the slight roughness of a kneecap, the lock of hair falling against the face, the touch of eyelashes on a cheek, the coolness of flesh against lips, the dimples on a lower back, the wonder of vertabrae through fragile, tough skin, a little toe folded over, a foot tucked under a kneesock, the feel of a waist trim between my hands cupped around it, breasts lushly sprawling or lightly resting on my palm, the lump of a nipple between my fingers, the pores tingling under my tongue, the curve of lips under an indulgent smile, the angle of a shoulderblade and my finger tracing it, the rise of a hipbone before the leg, and its gentle suggestion to travel further, soft curls or smooth skin or perhaps even a little stubble, and sweet soft lips, teasing warm holes, wetness and warmth and bumpy ridges inside, and the moans which accompany the sweet spots deep inside, the low hums and highs screams and wails, the moans and curses and blasphemies and the sweet blush of climax and the tensing shudders. - Me, today.
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Men get laid, but women get screwed - Quentin Crisp
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.. . well, i have others - Groucho Marx
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it - Groucho Marx
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by - Douglas Adams
Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property so that they may more perfectly respect it - G. K. Chesterton
When life hands you lemons, throw them at your neighbour - Anon. (or just throw them back!)
Bureaucracy is the art of making the possibe impossible - Javier Pascual Salcedo
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth - Janeane Garofalo
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia - Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love - Woody Allen (now *that's* a healthy attitude!!)
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese - Anon.
Ah yes, divorce, from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet - Robin Williams
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way - Daniele Vare
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before - Mae West
Support Bacteria. They're the only culture some people have - Bumpersticker
Too much of a good thing is wonderful! - Mae West
I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public - seen on a Tshirt worn by Dennis Rodman
I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn - Dorothy Parker