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Mister X's Ultimate Page
of Doom

Warning: You've stumbled upon the secret webpage of Mister X, the secretly-notorious super hero, the defender of all that is good in the universe.

This is a picture of me and a little boy I saved from the sewers. He drew the picture because he was grateful.

Hi, I'm Mister X. Since you have managed to find access to my ultimate page of doom, I will assume that you are too, a super hero, or one of my many superhuman nemeses. In either case, my ultimate page of doom (or UPD, as it shall be known as) will leave you in awe, and gasping for more.

Because of my super hero status, there are certain information about myself that shall remain in secrecy, otherwise I would have to eliminate you from existence, and that is bad.

As a super hero, I have many super powers. I can see through things, but not everything. I can also emit radioactive laser beams through my eyes, but I only do it when it's absolutely necessary, as it damages my own retina, and leaves me temporarily blind.

My Mission:
The basic premise of my mission is to protect all that is good in the universe, but that is difficult. So I have elected to rather unite all super heroes to form the Super Hero Posse of Doom (SHPD) to fight crime above the law. This is why I have created this webpage.

I hereby invite all super heroes to join. If you are indeed interested, please use your super telepathic powers to contact me during business hours, as I am busy fighting crime at night. I do not use electronic mail or E-mail because there have been instances when imposters who claimed to be super heroes attempted to join the SHPD. They are stupid and immature.

This is my arch enemy and nemesis. This is actually a man. He is a bad guy. This photo is a mug shot I dug up from the police achives. As you can see, he is dangerously demented.

About Myself

Occupation: Super hero
Favourite Food: Oatmeal and eggs
Interests: Saving the universe, killing bad guys, helping the blind across busy streets
Likes: Fast cars, women, rainbows and sunshine
Dislikes: Bad guys, rabid monkeys, robots that go on killing sprees

Favourite Bad Guy: None. I hate them so much.

The UPD is under construction. I do not have much time because I am always fighting bad guys. Please check back soon for more updates.

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