Man, what a rough night... It all began in the afternoon when i got really hungry. To satisfy my hunger, I reached into the freezer to see what i could find. Luckily there was a bag of buffalo chicken waiting for me. So I dumped the bag out onto a plate and tried my luck at using the microwave. I should have known the task was far too complicated for any man to do alone, but my hunger urged me to continue. So after several minutes of pounding on the microwave and pressing random buttons, I had produced a snack of about 10 chicken pieces at temperatures ranging from molten hot to completely frozen. I opened a window to let all the smoke out and dug into my healthy snack, unaware of the millions of bacteria riding down my throat in the uncooked pieces of chicken...

I decided to pass several hours away on the computer, damaging my eyesight due to prolonged on-screen keyboard useage. Then I had a nice meal of beef and potatoes and stuff, which unfortunately never made it through the full course of digestion. I also had a giant block of fudge which was a huge mistake. It was this disgusting white stuff from the Yankee Candle place (they probably poured candle wax into it). So with my stomach beginning to churn, my eyes hurting, and my head throbbing, I crawled into bed.