Burt is hangin� at Club Maroon�d when he gets a tingling sensation on the back of his neck.
A wave of evil creeps over him. . .. .
A feeling of infinite sadness even
Maybe its just the midgets
Cause, you know, midgets scare the sh*t out of Burt
They just ain�t right
Anyhoo, Burt senses there is something wrong.
And he�s feeling a little randy, so he decides to visit the biggest whore this side of Delta Burke.
Moments later, via the power of Roleplays, Burt arrives at Casa De� Lana.
He enters, cause, well, awe, screw you, he just does to find Lana crying in a sad, sad, room.
An empty room, even
The Trophy Room of Nuke.
Burt: Hey Lana, what�s wrong?
Lana: mummmph mumm, mummpppphhh, mum. . ..
Burt: Ooooh, oh, oh oh yeah?
Lana: muuuuumph, mmphh, muuuumphhh!!!
Burt: Well, I�m sorry, but I really couldn�t understand a word of what you just said. Didn�t your mommy ever tell you not to talk with your mouth full?
Lana swallows, cause, well, she�s a whore. But a loving whore.
Lana: Burt, . . . I�m pregnant.
Burt: Really. Well that has to suck.
Lana: And I don�t know who the daddy is either! Its either you, Mr. Maroon, or Shawn Hall. And with Halls incredibly small penis, I don�t know how HE could have gotten me pregnant!
Burt: Oh no, don�t blame this on ME! I couldn�t have did it.
Remember???
Lana thinks back of her, Burt, and Tanwya�s tryst recently. . .and smiles. . .
Lana: Oh yeah!!! I remember, you busted your nut in Tawny�s ass! And one in my face. . . and my ass. . and Tawny�s face. . and. .
Burt: That�s enough. Now get back to suckin�. . whore.
Lana: Oh Burt, you say the sweets things. . mummh. . mummmphhh. .
Burt: Ahhhhhhhhh. �.. .
You know, maybe Maroon or Hall could throw you down the stairs or something . . .a year or so in jail wouldn�t be as bad as some little bastard running around.
Sides, no one loves a pregnant whore, gettin' all fat stuff. . . .
Lana: mummmph. . mummmph. . .mummmmmmmphhhhh!!!
Burt: Awe, fishsticks. . .call Tawnya, I�m feelin frisky
And shut up for awhile. . . ..
And thus this chapter ends.
Stay tuned for �Lana�s a Whore� or �Which Wad Did the Job�
Same Burt Time. . .
Same Burt Channel . . .
Fade b###h. . FADE!!!!