Mystery. ... .Revealed!! Kind of. . .

    Posted by Burt on 8/28/2001, 12:20 am
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    Burt and Burt Jr. are still hanging around ClubMaroon�d. Some Dead Ho�s walk by, and of course, ignore Burt.


    Burt Jr., on the other hand, seems to draw some attention.


    Dead Ho: Awwwww, look at you! Youre just a cutie, yessim� you are!


    Dead Ho, er, No. 2: Youre the bestus guy here, yes you are. . .yes you are!


    Burt just sits there. . stunned.


    Seriously, this is some crazy shit here folks.


    Then,. . .. and then. .. and then. . .one of the Ho�s kind of ruff�s Burt Jr�s hair.


    You know what I�m talking about?


    Ok, good, cause that�s what she does.


    Burt Jr.: oooooh, that feels gooooood. . . .


    Dead Ho 1 and 2 (together like): Teehee. .. well, we have to go, bye sweetie!


    The Dead Ho�s leave.


    Speaking of Dead Ho�s, why does Maroon call them dead? They obviously are not dead, I mean, come on! Damn man, name your characters better in the future, damn.


    Er, so back to the Roleplay.


    Burt is in shock.


    Ho�s like Burt Jr.


    Then a bolt of lightning strikes Burt


    Ok, not REAL lightning, jus more like. � inspiration. .. an idea.. . thought. . . Revelation even.


    He stands up.


    And yells.


    Burt: YOU�RE NOT MY SON!!!!!


    Burt Jr: But . . but. . . .


    Burt Jr. is obviously shaken. And he�s sweating. And just uncomfortable.


    Remember when your parents caught you yanking it to porn that one time? Well, that�s how Burt Jr. feels, only worse.


    Yeah, that bad.


    Burt Jr.: Wha. . what do you mean? Surely I must be your son, sent to the future by Mr. Maroon and now returned.


    Burt: LIAR!!! No son of MINE would be so attractive to the ladies! But I think I know who you are! Yes I do!


    Burt Jr.: Crap


    Burt: The way I see it, when Mr. Maroon was out getting something to eat, after bangin� Lana, someone snuck up to the apartment, and screwed Lana as well.


    But I just can�t figure out who!


    Burt Jr.: YIPE!


    And with that Burt Jr. (I think he�s Burt Jr, hell I don�t really know now) takes off running. He may be afraid. He may be hungry, hell, he may have to go to the bathroom. We don�t really know. But he runs off.


    And he leaves Burt (the Real Burt, this we know) sitting alone, pondering the mystery of who is Burt Jr. . . .


    Fade to a dark, yet tasteful, Teal, and to be continued


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