Burt just sits there. . stunned.
Seriously, this is some crazy shit here folks.
Then,. . .. and then. .. and then. . .one of the Ho�s kind of ruff�s Burt Jr�s hair.
You know what I�m talking about?
Ok, good, cause that�s what she does.
Burt Jr.: oooooh, that feels gooooood. . . .
Dead Ho 1 and 2 (together like): Teehee. .. well, we have to go, bye sweetie!
The Dead Ho�s leave.
Speaking of Dead Ho�s, why does Maroon call them dead? They obviously are not dead, I mean, come on! Damn man, name your characters better in the future, damn.
Er, so back to the Roleplay.
Burt is in shock.
Ho�s like Burt Jr.
Then a bolt of lightning strikes Burt
Ok, not REAL lightning, jus more like. � inspiration. .. an idea.. . thought. . . Revelation even.
He stands up.
And yells.
Burt: YOU�RE NOT MY SON!!!!!
Burt Jr: But . . but. . . .
Burt Jr. is obviously shaken. And he�s sweating. And just uncomfortable.
Remember when your parents caught you yanking it to porn that one time? Well, that�s how Burt Jr. feels, only worse.
Yeah, that bad.
Burt Jr.: Wha. . what do you mean? Surely I must be your son, sent to the future by Mr. Maroon and now returned.
Burt: LIAR!!! No son of MINE would be so attractive to the ladies! But I think I know who you are! Yes I do!
Burt Jr.: Crap
Burt: The way I see it, when Mr. Maroon was out getting something to eat, after bangin� Lana, someone snuck up to the apartment, and screwed Lana as well.
But I just can�t figure out who!
Burt Jr.: YIPE!
And with that Burt Jr. (I think he�s Burt Jr, hell I don�t really know now) takes off running. He may be afraid. He may be hungry, hell, he may have to go to the bathroom. We don�t really know. But he runs off.
And he leaves Burt (the Real Burt, this we know) sitting alone, pondering the mystery of who is Burt Jr. . . .
Fade to a dark, yet tasteful, Teal, and to be continued