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| ANDREW | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Andrew (known as affectionately as"Andy" at the University of Rochester) is one of the two founding members of Chi Square who received the vision of Lamarck. Here mild-mannered Andy sits in front of his computer (judging from the excitement with which he's searching the web, it must be Friday night!) in the Chi Square room on the campus of the University of Rochester. Andy currently takes a wide range of courses, working towards a double major in European History and Evolutionary Biology. Now, I know what all the ladies (and probably some of the guys) are thinking . . . is this hunk-a-hunk-a man available? Sorry gals, this studly scientist is spoken for. Hot chicks should take a gander at Math. . . | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| MATT F. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Matt F. is the other member of the "dynamic debonair duo" that founded Chi Square after having the life-changing vision of Lamarck. Matt F. is a geek. A big one. He wants to spend his life as a paleontologist -- not studying cool things like dinosaurs, but instead Paleozoic freshwater sharks. He likes organic chemsitry and thinks that Taylor and MacLaurin series are "neat." He spent a month of his summer doing research in the Canadian Arctic. Need we say more? . . . Apparently not. |
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| This is Jen, the first female member of Chi Square. No doubt this picture of her with Andy was taken as her membership within the fraternity was made offical, as evidenced by her brimming smile. Jen enjoys playing the bassoon and has a odd obsession with marine mammals (most especially whales and walruses . . . wierd, eh?) and alpine rodents which she lovingly refers to as "ass-marmots." Also for some unbeknownst reason, she seems to enjoy hitting Matt F. . . . sometimes very hard. Well, perhaps this isn't too strange . . . I mean . . . look at his picture. How could anyone resist? Should anyone wish to contact her, simply click the picture.. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| MATT W. (MATH) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This is Matt W. Here he is, giving a creepy look, as he is wont to do when on campus. Matt, like his namesake, is pretty geeky. He enjoys programming, owns a Sun Microsystems computer, and takes really strange advanced math courses at the University of Rochester. Along with numerous math classes, Matt takes a fair number of religion courses. But don't let this fool you -- underneath the nerdy veneer lies a steel trap of death waiting to spring upon an unsuspecting victim. He not only fences but also takes Tae Kwon Do. He's also available, so if anyone out there is interested in a guy who likes math and is a bit off, Matt W. is your guy! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This mild-mannered gentleman is Mike, an honorary member of Chi Square fraternity. Mike is disturbingly proper and well spoken, to the point of frightening old women, small children, and domestic animals. Mike enjoys biology, very appropriate for a member of the fraternity. Mike is currently on a pre-med track at the University of Rochester with the intention of becoming . . . a doctor silly! Here Mike is pondering something . . . what exactly we do not know -- perhaps this is for the best. Very unusual for a member of Chi Square, Mike is actually invovled in a healthy relationship with a member of the opposite sex. Sorry ladies! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| DAVE THE LEMUR | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dave the Lemur is . . . well, a lemur. A Black and White Ruffed Lemur. He is the offical mascot of Chi Square. He likes to eat fruit, climb about, and give people creepy looks with those yellow eyes. Dave is native to Madagascar . . . but now gladly accepts his role as the fun-loving prosimian mascot of Chi Square. We don't know if Dave wishes to have his current relationship situation discussed, because frankly we don't understand anything that he says. Oh well. Should you wish to learn more about Dave, lemurs, or other things of the that ilk, click on him. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This is Kathy. The only reason you can see her in this rare photograph is because the walls are not black. "Why is that?," you may ask (or at least that is supposed to be what you are thinking). Well, like the proverbial polar bear in the snowstorm, Kathy seems to wear exclusively black. So, if she were in front of a black wall . . . well, you're smart enough to figure that out. Back to Kathy herself. She is a philosophy major, but still takes geeky classes, like organic chemistry. Though she says otherwise, we think that she's really an English major in denial. Whatever, doesn't matter . . . she's still a devoted member of Chi Square. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This fine young man is Matt-Matt. He must be conducting some sort of scholarly experimentation, fishing so deeply into his nose. Perhaps he is probing for some rare benthic nose-fauna. Or perhaps he is just showing off to the camera. You can't tell from this photograph, but Matt-Matt has strangely tinted green hair. Perhaps, like the sloth, he has cyanobateria taking up residence on his pelt. We may never know (or wish to know, for that matter). At any rate, he is setting up a chapter of Chi Square at his school, SUNY Potsdam. We truly admire Matt-Matt for his tireless "exploration" and devotion to Chi Square. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This would be Ashley, a veritable renaissance man in a woman's body. She is a psychology major, a member of a service fraternity, an RA, and generally active and personable individual. An ideal addition to Chi Square. We need more people like her within our ranks, as they tend to make the rest of us (who are generally antisocial and can't be bothered with that level of interpersonal contact) look better. With her impressive resume, young Miss Edwards is a lock for Chi Square. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Here we see Kelly the Barbarian, otherwise known as Kelly the Meek and Mild. Well, actually I'm just making that up. At any rate, don't mess with her when she's armed. Observe her heavenly aura: that's God's way of saying, "Back off, punk!" When not fending off invaders of Chi Square's territory, Kelly the Meek and Mild studies the many forms of biological sciences, perfect for a member of this illustrious organization. Not only that, but I'm pretty sure that she's (like Ashley before her) a big time nerd too; does it get any better? I honestly don't know! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This is a spider plant. It is the official plant mascot of Chi Square . . . and, being a plant, we couldn't resist calling him Robert. There you have it, "Robert Plant." Har har. Despite the fact that Robert should be thriving in the low light conditions of the Chi Square suite (most of his light seems to come from computer monitors . . . this is Chi Square we are talking about), he has been looking a little sickly of late. Perhaps this can be chalked up to Matt F. not remembering to water him. It looks as if Robert may have to take a little vacation to sunnier locales . . . | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This is Susan, well the one on the right is at any rate. Check this out: she wanted to become an "esteemed member of this prestigious fraternity." She actually wrote that to us in her membership letter! With praise like that, how could we turn her down? Anyways, she claims to be a huge nerd, has a blue toothbrush, likes bread and chocolate, though not at the same time--I know it's strange, but hang in there--and she also enjoys the X-Files . . . it don't [sic] get much nerdier than this! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This is Rebecca! Here you observe the musing gaze of the Hickville Times Editor. Yes folks, this fine specimen of a "Susan's roommate" despises moo-moo, is neurotic about cleaning her ears with q-tips, and spends countless hours worshipping at the altar of U2... Though not a Bio major, she likes blood and guts and is a official member of the Nature Conservancy. Next time you see her, ask her why she's called Chihuahua . . . | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Behold, lowly mortals, 'tis Jon, Giver of Life and Bringer of All Things Good. AH! Jon! There he is, one hunka hunka man. A big physics nerd, and I am not kidding here folks. Jon spends countless hours aiding helpless, annoying physics students. Known by many names, including the "not-so-Jewish kid," (in the most non-derogatory manner that you can imagine) Sparky, and the Jewish Assassin, Jon is a pretty nice dude in other ways as well. For example, he is responsible for getting the rights to Chi Square's future website: chisquare.org! Anyways, I think he actually lives in the POA now, so if you want to talk to him, or get his help, call them up . . . | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Ahh, here we have Brendan (known lovingly to his friends as "Beevo") in his natural surroundings. While not looking directly into lasers and devising plans to write his name on the moon, Brendan enjoys partaking in events such as that seen to the left. A confident student of Optical Engineering, Brendan is a true nut for the ladies. Brendan is the proud owner of a gigantic stereo system that often makes the ladies pine for a place in his room. A true materialist and technogeek, he is never reluctant to buy into the latest fad. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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