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| HOW DO I KNOW WHO IS A MEMBER? |
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Many new members of Chi Square, as well as many interested in joining, express a great deal of concern with regards to telling who else is in the fraternity. To alleviate any such worries, the founders of Chi Square have carried out an exhaustive study of the members of Chi Square to make a profile of the average Chi Square member (some of these characteristics are shown in the picture to the left). Similarities include:
(1) Members tend to sleep in beds
(2) The mode for number of eyes among members is 2
(3) Most members are either male or female
(4) Most members are bipeds |
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| THE "SECRET" SIGNAL |
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Here, Andy, one of the founders of Chi Square, demonstrates the "secret" signal used to identify other members of the fraternity: |
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STEP ONE: the forearms are crossed at mid length to form the sign of Chi.
STEP TWO: the forearms are oriented such that one is parallel to the ground while the other is perpendicular to the ground. The two should intersect at the fingertips, forming the likeness of the Square. |
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| DO I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? |
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Below is a brief questionnaire that should help guide your potential application for Chi Square Fraternity. Simply record your answers and score them based on the instructions given on the base of the page. |
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Question 1: Do you find this graph at all funny? |
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Question 2: How 'bout this one? |
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Question 3: Are you now, or have you ever been, a college student or wish that you were a college student? |
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Question 4: Do you know the molecular formula and structure of urea? |
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Question 5: Are you female? (very important) |
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Question 6: Do you know what a lemur is? |
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Question 7: Can you identify the origin of this symbol? |
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If you answered "yes" to:
0 questions - ehrrrrr
1-2 questions - you're a candidate (especially if one happens to be "5")
3-4 questions - we expect to receive your application within the week
5+ - you're in . . . no matter what |
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