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1)   Please list your five favorite Real Cheese songs:

 

2)   What five songs by other artists would you like to hear Real Cheese perform live?

 

3) What would be your idea of a perfect Cheese show, i.e. what is your "fantasy" set list?

(e.g.:    Cucumber Tree> Shit On Toast, Claude, Sesame Street> Brenda>

                Salad Song> Dark Star> Oldsmobile, Zelda> Choco Babies> Zelda> Salami Stomp

                Pie Song> Eskimos Don't Gamble> Hot Rod Blues, Alcatraz,

                Why We Need Laws & Gov't> One Day Sale> Girl in a Sweater> Ya Chuu...etc.)

           

The list can be as long as you wish, for as many sets as you wish or only one long set. Please only list songs Real Cheese have performed as of 4/2001

4) What, in your oh so humble opinion, is the best thing Real Cheese has recorded?

 

5) What is the worst?

 

6) What was your favorite Real Cheese show? 

 

7) Was there a particular worst show ever? (Yes, the "hay incident" is fair game.)

 

8) What is your favorite phrase or word to yell at Real Cheese?

 

9) What is your favorite Real Cheese venue?

 

10) What made Joe Namath so great?

 

• Also, Cheesebase needs reviews of shows!  If you have a tape of a favorite show, or still have a decent memory of a particular show you dug, write a review!  It can be as long as you want- write about whatever aspects of the show you want to- just do it!